Oh My Lord last night was an event unlike any I've ever seen before. What was supposed to be a "Family Meeting" turned into an intervention that most reality television programs couldn't have scripted......
Tisha and I showed up at her parents home about 5:30, which it turns out was about an hour before the other two couples had been told to arrive. We were taken upstairs into the Master Bedroom and informed that the parents had already had two different "sit-downs" with the girls about the wedding issue. One back in September and the other just before Thanksgiving. Obviously neither had the desired affect. We were also told that the Friday between Christmas and New Years the girls had been warned that as of the first of the year the "Bank of Mommy and Daddy" was closed for almost all transactions. The 3 cell phones that the girls (and Stephanie's husband) had through mom & dad's plan were being cancelled as of 1/15. All vehicle registrations, car insurance policies, etc... had to be separated from the parents policies before the end of January. Since both girls get SNAP assistance, there would be no more of mom and dad picking up $40-60 of groceries for each family. Additionally, any child care duties the girls wanted their sister Kim (who still lives at home) to take on would be charged at the rate of $1.50/hour for each child payable when the kids were DROPPED OFF, not when they were picked up. Overages would have to be paid prior to any future babysitting could be scheduled. This was rather shocking to both of us, since the entire time I've known this family the parents have coddled Stephanie and Jessica as if they were still living at home, which for part of the time Stephanie was (despite having 4 kids and being in her mid-20's).
The other two couples rolled in at about 6:29, with all 7 kids in tow. The children were informed that they would have to stay on the first floor under the supervision of Kim and their uncle Hector while the other 8 of us went upstairs to have this "meeting". I was pleasantly surprised at the way both grandparents put their feet down when the chorus of "but I want to be with you" complaints erupted.
The four couples went upstairs, all of our cell phones were taken and secured in the safe (to prevent people from focusing on other things), and the landline phone was disconnected from the wall. The meeting started by their parents going over the list of "freebies" that were ending with the girls, who were rather shocked that this was actually something other than a hollow threat, as it had been in the past from their parents. This of course led to a 45 minute bitch session about how each of them "deserves" these freebies, combined with intra-couple bickering since neither girl had told their significant other that the phones were being shut off and that they were going to have to start taking on several of the other expenses they've been pawning off on their parents for at least the last several years. Tisha and I just sat their quietly, trying to keep from smiling or laughing too much. At the end of this you had four exceptionally pissed-off adults and two parents who I was happy but surprised had held their ground.
Stephanie and Jessica seemed to think the conversation was over at that point since they both got up to leave. My mother-in-law-to-be promptly informed them that the meeting was not done yet and proceeded to start in on how disappointed she was with the way both they and their significant others were treating Tisha and myself in regards to the wedding planning. I kind of held my breath to see what the reaction would be. With their mental and verbal filters having already been removed by the previous topic of discussion all four of the other "adults" in the room jumped into the discussion at the same time. For probably a good half hour we sat there while my future in-laws were barraged with complaints, insults, and derogatory comments about how unfairly the girls had been/were being treated by their parents regarding Stephanie's wedding last April and a potential future wedding for Jessica and her boyfriend compared to what we were doing/getting for ours. I heard my fiance referred to as a.... slut, gold-digger, whore, and attention whore (among other things). These four made the two wicked step-sisters in the Cinderella story look calm and decent in comparison. At one point Tisha literally had her head on my shoulder bawling and sobbing uncontrollably. Finally her parents regained control of the situation and something close to order was restored. I took Tisha into the bathroom and got her relatively calmed down. You could have heard a pin drop through that bathroom door while we were in there.
When we came out of the bathroom something I never expected to see happened. It was like finally hearing all of these things directly and openly had woken something up inside of her and once she'd gotten through the emotional funk she came out swinging (verbally) like Mike Tyson. She let out not just the last 12 months worth of frustrations with her two sisters but about 8 years worth of frustration with everyone in that room but me. Every person in that room was utterly shocked. Everything she'd wanted to say for almost 8 years but held back came out of her mouth with the force of a Lioness and much of it cut pretty deep into the people it was focused towards. Not just her sisters, but her parents and her sister's significant others as well. She went on for probably the better part of 40 minutes without stopping. At the end every single one of us in that room was utterly shocked.
The room sat mostly silent for about 5 minutes before anyone even responded. There was actually some semi-reasonable conversation about a number of topics, including the wedding, after that. We finally got done about 9:45 last night and hopefully it will make some difference. There is still some obvious jealousy and envy between the girls, but I think that maybe we've at least come to an arrangement where we can get through the wedding without any major issues. HOPEFULLY.