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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors View Post
    I'm not sure whether it says something worse about you, or about me, that I was expecting a bestiality joke rather than a blowjob joke.
    Me too
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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Spud-

    Might be she didn't use her teeth that made those 'kisses' so special...

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    My husband! Of course - why else do you think I married him!

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeAndMirrors View Post
    I'm not sure whether it says something worse about you, or about me, that I was expecting a bestiality joke rather than a blowjob joke.
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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    There was this girl who was great, I don't know if it was her soft lips, they way she moved her tongue, or the fact that her best kisses were when she was on her knees and I was standing up, but there was something just magical about her.
    Considering your height, would it be considered inappropriate to enquire as to what, exactly, she was doing to your knee at the time?
    You lack lust; you're so lackluster. Is that all the strength you can muster?

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    Re: Best Kisser?

    ı dont remember exactly but all the kisses given with a romantic sense

    but the first kiss was incredibly terrible
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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    but the first kiss was incredibly terrible
    I can still remember mine, and it was wonderful! We were both so young then, and I was totally in love. WE were having such an incredible time and in one of those magical moments I looked into her soft brown eyes and she gave me a big, wet one.

    Then I threw the ball for her once again, she wagged her tail and ran off to fetch.
    You lack lust; you're so lackluster. Is that all the strength you can muster?

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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Quote Originally Posted by Medusa View Post
    ı dont remember exactly but all the kisses given with a romantic sense

    but the first kiss was incredibly terrible
    My first kiss was wonderful. She was my favorite babysitter ever.

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    i kissed my wife goodbye this morning and she suddenly grabbed onto me, started moaning and got very into it.

    that was a very nice kiss.
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    Re: Best Kisser?

    Quote Originally Posted by Muhammed View Post
    My first kiss was wonderful. She was my favorite babysitter ever.


    you nasty guy..


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    You CAN get married at 18, just like you CAN get divorced at 20. Then you're on the market as 20 and divorced. Good luck finding someone new

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    Re: Best Kisser?

    I dunno who the best kisser is... i've kissed a few hundred women in my life, and most were good.

    I don't remember the good ones as much as the bad ones though.... one in particular who was rather ...violent... it wasn't as much of a kiss as it was a session in headbutting and face gnawing...I thought maybe it was just her really getting into it and being a bit animalistic, but after the course of a few weeks, she still did it, even her quick pecks kinda hurt.

    the first kiss with my wife was rather... electrifying .... not sure if it was her skill or just me being amazed that she was actually kissing me, but wow... it was pretty amazing..... after over 20 years of marriage, she's still way out of my league and i still get that tinge of excitement that i'm the one she wants to kiss.

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