
The best kissers don't snog in my book, they nibble, lightly suck on a lip, ear, brush the eyes, nose, throat.
Swapping spit just doesn't do it for me. Most the time I can get a slobber jockey to go to caress mode.
First was Petra in Germany, last was Tiffany in Lawton... the rest sort of blur...
yep, Laurie was damn good. A whole hour of passionate making out, in the parking lot by Cheesecake Factory.
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A girlfriend's mom once slipped me the tongue on New Year's Eve.
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Get Out of Your Own Way


Ahh, Jessie, I can still taste your blueberry lip gloss.
Cause I want whiskey when I'm sick, and a woman when I'm well
But it's nice to have them both sometimes when I feel like raising Hell!



It didn't happen if there are no pics!
Curse this slow internet connection!!!!!!

My wife actually. And she's not standing over my shoulder making me say that.
If you build a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day.
If you set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.







There was this girl who was great, I don't know if it was her soft lips, they way she moved her tongue, or the fact that her best kisses were when she was on her knees and I was standing up, but there was something just magical about her.
"Any Australian political candidate who declared God was on his side would be laughed off the podium as an idiot" Robert Hughes