Thread: Girl at work

Corny Pick Up Lines - Biggest & Corniest Collection!

Originally Posted by Josie

Since you're into the OWS thing.... you go up to her and say....

“You must be Wall Street, ’cause I’d sure like to occupy you.”

LOL. Nicely done.

In all honesty, I didn't make it up.

The Top Ten Occupy Wall Street Pick-Up Lines | Right Wing News

Originally Posted by Josie

In all honesty, I didn't make it up.

The Top Ten Occupy Wall Street Pick-Up Lines | Right Wing News

The one you posted was good. The rest are pretty stupid.

those pickup lines are terrible but slightly funny.

but i bet they cant match redneck pickup lines.

Top 10 Redneck Pick-Up Lines | MacBro's Place - Everybody is entitled to my opinion.

People always build this stuff up in their minds, until it becomes the Khumbu glacier.

Originally Posted by beerftw

those pickup lines are terrible but slightly funny.

but i bet they cant match redneck pickup lines.

Top 10 Redneck Pick-Up Lines | MacBro's Place - Everybody is entitled to my opinion.

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Originally Posted by 99percenter

There is this girl at work that I think is very cute. How would you approach someone like that? She doesn't work in my department so it would be weird if i just walk up to her and say hi. Also sometimes when she walks by my cube or i walk by hers she glances for second at me and looks away. Why is she avoiding eye contact?

Her avoiding eye contact could mean two opposite things.
The more you peek at her and do nothing, the more things will turn against you. If you want to ask her out, just do it. You get a yes or a no, problem solved. Your fantasizing and pondering is a mistake. She may be already dating or living with someone. She is either open to going out with you or not. You're making this FAR more complicated that it is - and your doing so will make it even more complicated.

I was always absolute very direct and very quickly. You get a yes, no or she wants to think about it. The longer you delay, the less likely it will go the way you want - and you then just seem like a stalker for having watched her SO long before saying anything. The only CERTAIN "no" is not to ask. So who makes it "no" now is singularly yourself.

Not doing so just means you're afraid of rejection and want to know the answer before you ask it. But you are actually answering it yourself as a "no," so do something and ask or forget about her.


Men (and women) who are most successful are those who are the most direct (and quickly).

Originally Posted by Enola

I'd take a guess and say that if she looks away from you every time you try to catch her eye....she's just not that into you.

Nonsense:

Also sometimes when she walks by my cube or i walk by hers she glances for second at me and looks away. Why is she avoiding eye contact?

The glance away denote self consciousness, probable interest, a proper playa would denote this as interest, and act accordingly. He needs to strike up a conversation with shorteh, then feign aloof interest.

Dangle that carrot, playa (no, son, not literally)

Originally Posted by Connery

A smile, a name and an outstretched hand works wonders...

^ That's the advice. "Hi, I'm (first name)" offering your hand in a friendly manner. If she won't take it, you know its "no" at that point. If not, you just proceed to the next step - ie talk to her. If it were me in my past (not now), I'd quickly ask her if she'd come with me to my place for sex, but that was just me. I don't do that anymore, being a family man now. You may want to ask her if she would have a "coffee" with you or what seems appropriate.

Thinking about it only makes you more nervous and more likely to come off as a jerk.