I'm shallow. I like that look a hot girl gives you on the street as you pass her. The look that says, "Hey stud, I see you there, lookin' all hot. Yeah, look at me. I'm hot, too. We should get together and be all hot and naked together sometime soon."
That look. Yeeeeeah, Billy..
"God is the name by which I designate all things which cross my path violently and recklessly, all things which alter my plans and intentions, and change the course of my life, for better or for worse."
-C G Jung
My husband is a 20+ year Army retiree. When he retired, he threw away his razor. He tries to get away with that ZZ Top thing, but I make him keep it managable and somewhat under control. The first time he shaved completely, our girls (babies at the time) didn't recognize him, and the youngest cried and wouldn't let him hold her.