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Star craft two 'zerg psychic genetics.'

BrettNortje

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Okay, we have gone quite far with the protoss, how about the zerg? they work off of biological upgrades and telepathy too. then, they have bio things that turn them from worms into fighting units and flying things, like their guardians and mutalisks. we need these too!

To do this, i suggest we grow some from a flower - following the theory that the 'pollinating things' will fertilize them? these should come off the fruit tree type of fruit as flower generation, except now we will try to make worker ants that can, say, chop down trees for us, or dig holes in walls for plumbing and electrical work, yes?

So, we need to get the genes from the ant, orange tree and some really big insect, like a japanese yellow hornet? alternatively to the hornet, which will let the ant fly,or if we just mixed the fruit tree with the hornet d.n.a, we could use a elephant sperm cell to make it grow in huge volumes! this would mean that the egg is of an ant, yet the sperm is of a elephant, leading to moderately sized 'animal.'

This will require, genetically, mixing the physical genes of the two animal species into the flower of the 'orange tree.' alternates to the orange tree would be a watermelon, if you ask me? this would lead to the biggest possible worker ants, of course.

So, we will need to use the physical properties of both animals, yet take only the mental ones from the ants. then we need to grant these creatures telepathy so we can talk to them, which means, we need to design the brains so that they hear our frequency of thought and speech, yes? their ability to speak would be better helped by vocal chords, of course.

Getting this 'animal' obedient is not as important as first making it, or, crafting it from the watermelon.
 
Yet, i have found a way to control them first! if we tune their muscles to react only to our voice commands, and, the frequency of whispering through telepathy, as you can feel your throat moving from your voice box, hence my idea that they hear our whispered telepathy, we could control their muscles through our conscious voice commands.

~ This would require designing the brain so that it has no instinct, other than to eat when hungry what it is fed, and how to learn to walk and breathe.

So, we need to remove, as the ant is one big nerve that reacts to the world to be a part of it's society, we could heighten the sensitivity of the auditory cortex, by pummeling it with more 'hair nerves.' these would be bigger, smaller and everywhere in between, so that we can find the ones that react to our speech and 'telepathic orders.' my theory is, if the ant feels such a large amount of energy from our voices, they will be overpowered to react to them, as the sensation will be overpowering, of course. this means, we need to make them totally dependent on our voice for instructions, even to eat and how to walk, unless we teach them 'sequences.'
 
We should also consider learning from the dolphin as to how it 'learns how things work.' this would let it get sensations of pleasure from us when we want it to, and, learn quickly how to shortcut operations to get this nice feeling, like i stipulated many moons ago in my artificial intelligence threads elsewhere.

So, the genetics... let me try this quickly?

If we were to use the growth hormones of the elephant, and the physiology of the ant, we could grow them as watermelons. this would require mixing the sperm of all related animals together to grow in the watermelon, which will take longer due to the complexity of the thing we are 'designing.' this would mean that we need to 'fold' and chisel the form of the ant from the watermelon, and remember we are using plants so as not to inconvenience any elephants, and also so we can produce them en masse, and, they can lay flowers, eventually, to be fertilized by the other sex partners of their species, of course.
 
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But, back to actually growing it as quickly as possible.

Water melons would act as a 'womb.' this womb would send chemicals to the watery interior telling it to 'compress' in certain areas, in my theory. this would mean they would need lots of fuels to do this, yes?

Fuels for plants are water, sunlight and air. if we were to shine heavy lights onto it, keep it submerged in water with only the flowers being pollinated, and then administering carbon dioxide to it, something we have plentifully, or even carbon monoxide, something china has a lot of, these gaseous fossil fuels could be breathed in to form 'matter.'

Chiseling the form out is important, as it needs to be made of nerves and chitin. the hard outside can form from taking the carbon dioxide from the air, as that used to be solid, and now will merely form 'new matter.'

Or, we could take an an egg larvae and insert it into the lemon. this will see the ant larvae saturated by watery and chemically beneficial things, and, they will grow faster.

To get the size as big as possible, we need to observe the growth hormones of the elephant, and, that water juice like this gets absorbed by the ant larvae, allowing the rapid growth of the 'ant worker.'
 
Now that we have our workers to collect minerals and gases, we need a riot control unit, yes? think of the defiler, that is what i am trying to make now! these creatures will be like snakes that spit out 'gases that work like tear gas.'

In south africa, we have a type of snake called the pofadder, that spits stuff into the eyes of the creatures it wants to 'blind' for a while while it 'attacks them.' seeing as how these units are completely under the control of the loudest voice, or voices, and the loudest voice belongs to the police with the loudspeakers, it can scare people - as people are scared of snakes usually - and mingle with them without losing police personnel and then make the crowd disperse with it's 'venom.'

This will require a new type of watermelon creature, much simpler, of course. this means that we need snake eggs, advanced hearing and visuals to judge the emotions of the people and it's instructors, and then 'toned down less lethal eye poison.'
 
Maybe curiosity killed the cat, but, i want to make military units to replace all the soldiers out there, so wars may be fought with insects that shoot spines like a hedgehog or something, yes? or, we could make for exotic war games, like real starcraft? this would see us commanding paint balls as terrans, drones as protoss or snakes and hornets as zerg, of course. what a fun war game!

So, we need something to 'fight' with? these units should have normal close quartered and ranged attacks, so they would have an advantage up close, yes? this means we need new creatures, like chimera or tigers and hawks!

Making the tigers could be done using our heightened auditory nerves for control of them, and, then they would have normal clawing attacks, yes? breeding tigers this way could be fun, of course? they could also have their claws painted with dyes, so as to indicate a hit in our games, yes?

Breeding tigers would be hard, because they are mammals and take a long time to grow. this could be made much quicker by eliminating most of the 'instinct' of theirs or finely tuned nerves for responses to situations that they face in the wild, as we will be feeding them so they would not need to know how to hunt, meaning the specialized nerves would not need to grow. of course, breeding them in a test tube would be better and faster, but if we want them to grow as the others do, we need our watermelons! simplifying them genetically would also lead to faster 'reptilian / mammal' growth.

The hawks or condors would be faster to breed, as they take less time to mature, being based on reptiles, as they are cold blooded. this means that we can make our output much greater by having them born in enclosures where they can learn to fly naturally without the problems of 'diving to their deaths.' simplifying them so as not to focus on breeding as much makes them not need their genes and nerves for breeding as much, simplifying their codes and making one larger nerve where there were many small ones.
 

1. Please tell me you didnt read all of it.
2. It is about a computer game, Starcraft.
3. Please please tell me you didnt read all of it
 
1. Please tell me you didnt read all of it.
2. It is about a computer game, Starcraft.
3. Please please tell me you didnt read all of it

Yes, I'm aware it was about Starcraft.

Unfortunately, yes, I did actually come back to this thread a day after I left that comment and read all the posts... Just for morbid curiosity's sake.

I suspect that drugs may have been involved in helping the OP formulate his arguments. :lol:
 
Yes, I'm aware it was about Starcraft.

Unfortunately, yes, I did actually come back to this thread a day after I left that comment and read all the posts... Just for morbid curiosity's sake.

I suspect that drugs may have been involved in helping the OP formulate his arguments. :lol:

Were drugs or at least alcohol involved in your decision to read the whole thing?
 
Zerg aren't real, OP.
 
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