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Is Jar Jar a Sith!? Crazy Theory Might Be True!

So it makes him the most annoying Jedi in existence then. The bar must be set pretty low.
 
I've been giving Abrams props for what he's done with Star Wars so far, but if Jar Jar shows up at anytime in the future (unless it's a "here's how Jar Jar dies" montage that preferably shows him being buggered by some nasty species), I reserve the right to withdraw all praise.
 
Was the Snark really a Boojum? We only have Lewis Carroll's word for it.
 
Actually none of it's true, it's all fiction.

Jar Jar was a useful idiot.
 
Prediction: Ewok jedis will make an appearance to the marketing department's delight. Teddy bears with light sabers!
 
Kobie said:
I've been giving Abrams props for what he's done with Star Wars so far, but if Jar Jar shows up at anytime in the future (unless it's a "here's how Jar Jar dies" montage that preferably shows him being buggered by some nasty species), I reserve the right to withdraw all praise.
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I like the ending where Gungans grow in wisdom as they (slowly) age, and Jar Jar comes to the realization of What He Has Done.... and then, through some kind of happenstance, is thrown into a Sarlaac to spend a thousand years where all he can do is shift from the agony of being slowly digested to the agony of realizing that he is the greatest failure in the galaxy. The best kind of torture is that which one imposes on ones' self - but I also want a long time-span combined with slow, acidic dissolvement.


Jar Jar was not a Sith - he exhibits none of the traits or strengths of a Sith, and furthermore, works at cross-purposes to Palpatine in The Movie Who Must Not Be Named. He's just a moron with no redeeming qualities as a character.
 
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clownboy said:
Prediction: Ewok jedis will make an appearance to the marketing department's delight. Teddy bears with light sabers!
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I think the Ewoks were all but wiped out in the EU. Not sure if that carried over.
 
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