New Moon Conspiracy Due Up

rhinefire · 08-09-07, 02:17 PM

Well now that the hollywood studios are planning a second round of moon landing movies made in tents I just wanted to make sure all you nonbelievers have your tools in order. Go out and buy the worlds best recording equipment to record all the phony-baloney moon landing American capitalist conspiracies. Look forward to hearing from you soon.

jfuh · 08-09-07, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by rhinefire

Well now that the hollywood studios are planning a second round of moon landing movies made in tents I just wanted to make sure all you nonbelievers have your tools in order. Go out and buy the worlds best recording equipment to record all the phony-baloney moon landing American capitalist conspiracies. Look forward to hearing from you soon.

moon conspiracy

These "conspiracy theorists" forget a few key points

we were in a cold war against the soviets and a space race for bragging rights, do you honestly think for a femtosecond that the soviets wouldn't be screaming their heads off that it was a bull**** propaganda stunt by the american's if we never landed on the moon?
The government couldn't even keep water gate a secret or warrantless wire tappings, torture at guantanomo, none of which secret do you honestly think they'd be able to keep a bogus moon landing a secret?
Still don't believe in the moon landing? Apollo missions kept their moon landers on the moon missions 11, 14, and 15 left mirrors to measure earth moon distance with a laser. You can find almost all of these just by looking through a telescope - NO the government must've secretly tampered with all optical telescopes in the world

danarhea · 08-10-07, 05:51 PM

There wasn't a moon landing at all*.

* It was a moon touchdown - sounds so much better.

rhinefire · 08-18-07, 09:39 AM

Early in 2009 NASA will launch a rocket that will crash in to the moon surface. Dust will rise about 30 miles high eposing particles/elements that have been unseen by the sun for more than two billion years. Then they will fly a probe through the dust from the impact. This dust will be analyzed for the presence of ice. Cost $79,000,000. The reason for this is related to future colonization of the moon.

Voidwar · 08-18-07, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by rhinefire

Early in 2009 NASA will launch a rocket that will crash in to the moon surface. Dust will rise about 30 miles high eposing particles/elements that have been unseen by the sun for more than two billion years. Then they will fly a probe through the dust from the impact. This dust will be analyzed for the presence of ice. Cost $79,000,000. The reason for this is related to future colonization of the moon.

Does that count as the extra point on the touchdown ?

By the way kids, here's why the moon landings were NOT fake.

There is no place to hide the loot. If you took what was spent on the Apollo project, and tried to hide it as loot, you would own every piece of dirt on earth and every share of every publically traded company. We would all know who faked the moon landings, because he would be that guy who owns the earth.

Scott · 09-12-07, 01:24 PM

I'm engaged in a discussion about the moon right now in this thread from another site.
Loose Change Website - Version 2.0
I'm posting under the name David C which is my real name.

What do you think of the arguments I brought up?

bhkad · 09-12-07, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jfuh

moon conspiracy

These "conspiracy theorists" forget a few key points

we were in a cold war against the soviets and a space race for bragging rights, do you honestly think for a femtosecond that the soviets wouldn't be screaming their heads off that it was a bull**** propaganda stunt by the american's if we never landed on the moon?
The government couldn't even keep water gate a secret or warrantless wire tappings, torture at guantanomo, none of which secret do you honestly think they'd be able to keep a bogus moon landing a secret?
Still don't believe in the moon landing? Apollo missions kept their moon landers on the moon missions 11, 14, and 15 left mirrors to measure earth moon distance with a laser. You can find almost all of these just by looking through a telescope - NO the government must've secretly tampered with all optical telescopes in the world

It's posts like this that prevent you from being totally disregarded.

Good post.

bhkad · 09-12-07, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Voidwar

Does that count as the extra point on the touchdown ?

By the way kids, here's why the moon landings were NOT fake.

There is no place to hide the loot. If you took what was spent on the Apollo project, and tried to hide it as loot, you would own every piece of dirt on earth and every share of every publically traded company. We would all know who faked the moon landings, because he would be that guy who owns the earth.

Is "Rainman" your favorite film?

mikhail · 09-12-07, 01:50 PM

The moon isnt really there.

rhinefire · 09-12-07, 02:02 PM

"I hate the moon".
-Larry Talbot