overatedecency
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Hello, my name is Steve and I enjoy being periodically tasered by random law enforcement agencies from around North America. Next year I am planning a trip to Burundi, presently their police are not equipped with taser guns, however, they tend to make due with a box spring and car battery.
So I am excited about that, naturally.
People seem to be interested in race on these things, so allow me to give you a quick run down of my lineage.
My father was born in Nicaragua in 1953 and came down with bacterial diarrhea before he was 8 months old. At the age of 4 he was already working as a peanut farmer for 18 Córdoba or (2 cents) every 3 complete monthly orbital motions of the moon.
By the time he was 17 he was able to fill a mason jar to the brim with his savings. It was a proud moment, and when people say I have a strong work ethic, you won't need to ask why.
My mother was raised in Timisoara Romania, while originally born in Winooski Vermont she was kidnapped by a rouge sect of Hungarian Jesusit Priest and indoctrinated into the sex slave business before the age of 32.
And this is how my parents met each other, and here I am...a product of their love, devotion and sacrifice.
I haven't seen either of them since I was 9, I hope they are doing well and I am Caucasian.
Education and employment: I have received my Masters in Bioengineering, a Bachelor's Degree in Civil Law and currently 1 semester away from attaining my PhD in Political Science and I work at a soft baked Pretzel stand in the mall.
I guess that pretty much sums it up.
I'm glad to be here and hope to converse with you all soon!
Sincerely,
― Steve
So I am excited about that, naturally.
People seem to be interested in race on these things, so allow me to give you a quick run down of my lineage.
My father was born in Nicaragua in 1953 and came down with bacterial diarrhea before he was 8 months old. At the age of 4 he was already working as a peanut farmer for 18 Córdoba or (2 cents) every 3 complete monthly orbital motions of the moon.
By the time he was 17 he was able to fill a mason jar to the brim with his savings. It was a proud moment, and when people say I have a strong work ethic, you won't need to ask why.
My mother was raised in Timisoara Romania, while originally born in Winooski Vermont she was kidnapped by a rouge sect of Hungarian Jesusit Priest and indoctrinated into the sex slave business before the age of 32.
And this is how my parents met each other, and here I am...a product of their love, devotion and sacrifice.
I haven't seen either of them since I was 9, I hope they are doing well and I am Caucasian.
Education and employment: I have received my Masters in Bioengineering, a Bachelor's Degree in Civil Law and currently 1 semester away from attaining my PhD in Political Science and I work at a soft baked Pretzel stand in the mall.
I guess that pretty much sums it up.
I'm glad to be here and hope to converse with you all soon!
Sincerely,
― Steve
He sure has an unusual family background, though - a little bit of something for everyone to chew on! Why do I feel we are being entertained by someone with a great sense of humor? :mrgreen: