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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    I'm pretty sure that sex falls within the accepted standards of husbandry as far as wives are concerned.
    I heard just recently that it was a marital obligation.
    I may be wrong.

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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon W. Moon View Post
    I heard just recently that it was a marital obligation.
    only if it is written into the contract!
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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Viktyr Korimir View Post
    I'm pretty sure that sex falls within the accepted standards of husbandry as far as wives are concerned.
    But there's nothing about wifery, so only wives can have sex, not husbands.
    So follow me into the desert
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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by PeteEU View Post
    only if it is written into the contract!
    Mine was an oral contract.
    I may be wrong.

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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon W. Moon View Post
    Mine was an oral contract.
    man you blew it.. get it in writing and she cant deny it!
    Last edited by PeteEU; 05-12-11 at 10:10 AM.
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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    But there's nothing about wifery, so only wives can have sex, not husbands.
    I had a friend whose marriage was like that.

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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Works for me. When all the Floridiots die out, then we can turn the entire state into a shopping mall.
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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Works for me. When all the Floridiots die out, then we can turn the entire state into a shopping mall.
    95 % f Florida is people too old for sex anyway, and the rest are gays in Key West.
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    Re: Florida Senate fails basic biology, accidentally outlaws sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Redress View Post
    95 % f Florida is people too old for sex anyway, and the rest are gays in Key West.
    Fortunately there are enough exceptions to this that I am still able to get laid. Its about 60% too old, 15% gay, 20% too pretentious, and 5% viable candidates

    edit: it will be 110% now, but I forget that there are some kids in Florida and 10% are too young (10% of Floridians, not kids you sick ****s) .
    Last edited by marduc; 05-13-11 at 12:10 AM.
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