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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Clearly this squirrel was an illegal immigrant without papers.

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by DiAnna View Post
    So, the cop asked the squirrel whether it would prefer to be shot, tazed or sprayed? The moron wasn't bright enough to, oh I don't know, perhaps call animal control in the first place? It was an innocent little animal looking for a hand out... and a baby animal that had not yet learned to fear humans. I'd say the latter mistake has been rectified by said little squirrel, since it will now be terrified of humans. The act was animal abuse, pure and simple, and if the cop had followed procedure by calling animal control in the first place, it didn't have to happen.

    You keep on cheering for the 250 lb cop, who was terrified enough of a baby rodent to torture the damned thing instead of calling in the experts. Me, I'm rooting for the next squirrel he comes across to scamper up his fat belly and chew his damned nose off. The cowardly idiot.
    Why isn't the cop up on charges then?

    And your expertise in police procedure comes from... where? Exactly?

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    I was once approached by a baby rabbit at school. I didn't have any pepper spray with me and there were no cops to protect me. Somehow I survived the incident.

    I'm sorry, pepper spraying the squirrel was just unnecessary.
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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    That makes sense. From now on, I am going to carry pepper spray, and use it on all my neighbors. After all, I can't tell which ones might have AIDS.
    Whovian is correct; there's no way to tell that that squirrel wasn't rabid. Afterall, it was being very aggressive towards students. Aren't you one of the cats that said it's ok to mace an 8 y/o that has a piece of crown molding for a weapon?

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by Whovian View Post
    Why isn't the cop up on charges then?

    And your expertise in police procedure comes from... where? Exactly?

    It doesnt take a braniac to deduce that if an animal is dangerous pepperspray may only make it worse. He'd probably feel like a retard calling animal control over a baby squirrel.

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by Whovian View Post
    Why isn't the cop up on charges then?

    And your expertise in police procedure comes from... where? Exactly?
    I was finance director for a SoCalif city, and also worked with all departments policy and procedure manuals to make sure they conformed to overall city policy and city ordinance. Police called out on animal calls were supposed to contact animal control and support them as they picked up the animal. The only exception was if they saw a person being physically attacked or felt their own lives were at risk. The cop probably wrote in his report that he felt his life was at risk by a six ounce rodent.

    My policeman neighbor would bust a gut laughing at that. I'm pretty sure that if he'd gotten that call, he'd have told school administrators to get the kids inside, then waited for animal control to collect the squirrel... and he'd have done so without torturing the creature first.

    You're not going to change my opinion that the cop was a cowardly jerk, and I'm not going to change your opinion that the cop was a brave and laudable hero. *shrug* I'm done here.

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by Crosscheck View Post
    For crying out loud. There wasn't an adult there that couldn't have scooped up that baby squirrel in a box?

    We have become pussies. Plain and simple. These are the same morons who want to kill all animals that could potentially harm a human. Must be a nightmare for them to walk through the forest.
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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Only if they are tasty.
    They all are, if they're prepared right. Dog is kinda gamey, but I think it just needed more Tony's.

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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Quote Originally Posted by SE102 View Post
    Did that little squirrel look like
    this?!?!



    What do you have to say now?
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    Re: Cop pepper sprays baby squirrel

    Looks like it was too late for the squirrel already XD

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