2. I wasn't just talking about this one time. You make it a habit to not look at the actual data, and instead resort to getting your info from that alarmist puke Jones and his radio show. You then parrot whatever his new flavor of the week is, thinking that nobody can see that is what you're doing.
3. No, saying I was shocked was obviously being very sarcastic. Not surprised to see you twist that one around too though... next to ignoring physical data it is your favorite thing to do.