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    Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    You can now register as a Pirate when you fill out your voter registration form. When choosing a party, simply enter Pirate in the space for Political Designation. You can pick up a voter registration form at your city elections office or town clerk’s office or request one be sent to you from the Massachusetts Elections Division at their voter registration request page.
    Massachusetts has just become the first state to recognize the Pirate Party as an official party that will be on ballots in that state. And how will you know a member of the Pirate Party when you see one? Here are a few clues:

    1) They talk kind of funny.

    2) They worship some kind of weird flying pasta being that has a noodly appendage.

    3) Every day, they place their prayer mats on the ground, facing east, toward Sweden, and pray to Pirate-Bay.

    4) If the weatherman says that it is going to rain a torrent, they rush from their TVs to their computers.

    5) Those who give money to the party are known as seeders, while those who don't are known as leechers.

    6) They read newspapers with funny names, like Wikileaks.

    7) Their party platform is........ Actually, they don't know what their platform is, because someone hacked into their web site and stole it.

    8) They advocate for an open internet, a completely open internet, where anything goes. They call it virtual mud wrestling, and scalp tickets for it. Those who don't purchase tickets make copies off the internet and use those instead.

    9) They are angry about the government spying on us, which they found out by spying on the government.

    10) They claim to live in a country founded on the ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of political hackery. Pardon the pun..... Nah, don't pardon it, and please try to laugh.

    Article is here.
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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    But, I don't wanna be a pirate.

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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Do you have to be Somalian?
    So follow me into the desert
    As desperate as you are
    Where the moon is glued to a picture of heaven
    And all the little pigs have God

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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Do you have to be Somalian?
    Pirates aren't Racist Spud.

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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Oh hells yes. Pirates. I hope Jack Sparrow is the first candidate that they run.

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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Ninjas are better.
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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Quote Originally Posted by Your Star View Post
    Ninjas are better.
    A ninja pirate for the win
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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Pfft, Samurai Ronin Pirates ftw.

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    Space pirate.
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: Now You Can Register as a Pirate Voter

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post


    Space pirate.
    Nah.... That's an actor. A real space pirate would have a zap gun instead of a revolver.
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