The Giant Noodle
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- Mar 22, 2010
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The way that you are posting this "information" (which, btw, you have not presented except to quote salaries and scream) demonstrates that you cannot teach, Noodle. Here's an example of Noodle's teaching style:
Noodle: OK, kids, we are going to discuss how teachers are overpaid.
Student: But Mr. Noodle, aren't teachers important?
Noodle: NO!!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. TEACHERS DO NOTHING.
Student: But Mr. Noodle, doesn't that mean that you aren't really doing anything?
Noodle: THAT'S RIGHT!!! AND I DESERVE FAR LESS COMPENSATION FOR THE LITTLE THAT I AM DOING, TOO.
Student: Ok, Mr. Noodle, can you explain why you have this job?
Noodle: TO PROVE HOW INCOMPETANT TEACHERS ARE AND HOW ANYONE CAN DO THEIR JOB.
Student: Are you saying that you are incompentant?
Noodle: GET OUT OF MY CLASSROOM YOU LITTLE ****!!! HOW DARE YOU CONFRONT ME ON LOGIC. IN FACT, ALL OF YOU GET OUT!!!
Student: But Mr. Noodle... what about the rest of class?
Noodle: SHUT UP!!! I'M NOT LISTENING. LALALALALALA.
Principal: Ummm... Mr Noodle... why did you send your entire class to my office?
Noodle: They DARED to disagree with me and confront me on logic.
Principal: Ummm... students will do that at times. You might want to figure out how to encourage them to explore different ideas.
Noodle: IF THEIR IDEAS ARE NOT MINE, THEIR IDEAS ARE WRONG!!!
No Noodle, I don't think you could teach.
I see you put a lot of time and effort into that. Although it isnt very accurate I will give you a B- :2razz: