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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

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    It's not her lack of intelligence that makes her unable to masturbate too
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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    Sarah Palin is pretty, but not really the type I would consider sexy.

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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    "Good masturbation material"
    Can't same the same for Tracy Morgan That's why all he can do is masturbate over Palin's Bump-it do.

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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

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    No one with self respect. Boom!

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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    You think that Sarah isn't masterbation material?
    "masturbation material" absolutely not, not on this planet I mean really, there are literally millions hotter

    is she ugly? no, she is an attractive 46 year old but thats about it

    in a fantasy world where I could be thinking of ANYBODY why on gods green earth would I pick her? Again she isnt ugly but since my choices have no limit she'd NEVER make the list LOL
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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    Quote Originally Posted by Centrist77 View Post
    "masturbation material" absolutely not, not on this planet I mean really, there are literally millions hotter

    is she ugly? no, she is an attractive 46 year old but thats about it

    in a fantasy world where I could be thinking of ANYBODY why on gods green earth would I pick her? Again she isnt ugly but since my choices have no limit she'd NEVER make the list LOL
    If her picture was the only one in the magazine, you wouldn't make due?

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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseone View Post
    No one with self respect. Boom!
    How would you know that unless you've watched it?

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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    If her picture was the only one in the magazine, you wouldn't make due?
    I have my imagination.

    Also, if I'm in a place where the only picture around me is of Sarah Palin, please, help me escape.
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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

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    How would you know that unless you've watched it?
    Are you really defending Two and a Half Men?
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    Re: Tracy Morgan Calls Sarah Palin 'Good Masturbation Material,' Network Apologizes

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    Are you really defending Two and a Half Men?
    It's funny. Nothing to defend. It's supposed to be funny.

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