View Poll Results: So what exactly is in a Taco Bell taco?

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  • Beef

    4 33.33%
  • Filler

    5 41.67%
  • Chihuahua

    4 33.33%
  • Chihuahua excrement

    7 58.33%
  • Something fresh from the landfill

    5 41.67%
  • Hallucinogenics

    4 33.33%
  • A mixture of beef and worms

    3 25.00%
  • Something I plopped in the toilet last week

    8 66.67%
  • The inside of a Big Mac

    4 33.33%
  • Nothing at all

    0 0%
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Thread: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

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    This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    According to the USDA, you can't call this "beef" at all. Beef is defined as "flesh of cattle". Ground beef is defined as:
    Chopped fresh and/or frozen beef with or without seasoning and without the addition of beef fat as such, shall not contain more than 30 percent fat, and shall not contain added water, phosphates, binders, or extenders.
    Which is certainly nothing like what Taco Bell is using in their products. That's the reason why an Alabama law firm is presenting a lawsuit for false advertising, claiming that what Taco Bell claims is "beef" in their commercials is just the aforementioned processed clustermass of disgust. I'm not a lawyer, but it seems they have a very good point.
    The taco "mud" filling that Taco Bell uses in it's products is certainly not beef by any legal definition at all, but this news really comes as a surprising revelation to me. For years, I thought that I had been eating spiced chihuahua.

    So answer the polling question.

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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    See this is why I do not eat Taco Bell.

    One of my buddies, his dad worked for a transport company, that transported various food products and other things around town, including meat to the fast food resteraunts.

    And so for example Wendys would say "Canadian Grade A" on the box, apperently on Taco Bells box, was just one word in giant black letters "Beef".

    That's it lol.

    Had Taco Bell once. Never again. It's gross.

    Edit: Definitely turds...
    Last edited by Jetboogieman; 01-25-11 at 11:43 AM.

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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    Taco Bell food looks like someone with diarrhea took a **** in a tortilla.
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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    Ewww, I knew there was a reason I hated that place. Got a taco there once 20 years ago. Gagged, threw it away, and never went back.

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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    ROTFLOL... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Woof!

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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    Oh good another fast food is evil thread.
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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    Quote Originally Posted by jamesrage View Post
    Oh good another fast food is evil thread.
    Not evil, just disgusting. And Taco Bell is one of the worst...although it has some tough competition with White Castle and Waffle House.
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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    I love the stuff. Really, if you think about it, the ingredients to their "mud" is not all that different from any chili recipee. You people are getting grossed out over nothing.
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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    It's beef, spices, onions, and wheat. The big ingredients that make Taco Bell meat "not beef" are beef fat and wheat. Sorry for interrupting your needless vomiting.

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    Re: This Is What Really Hides In Taco Bell's "Beef"

    Quote Originally Posted by ksu_aviator View Post
    I love the stuff. Really, if you think about it, the ingredients to their "mud" is not all that different from any chili recipee. You people are getting grossed out over nothing.
    Really. You put oatmeal and sand in your chili? Remind me never to eat at your house.

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