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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    So is the plan to not accept his birth certificate as legit so his name cannot be on the Texas ballot?
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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    Quote Originally Posted by Barbbtx View Post
    It doesn't matter. If they pass the law there will be no chance of this stupid BS happening again. It seem like a completely reasonable law to me.
    That's because this stupid BS did not even happen in the first place. Let's once more put the moonbats to bed.....

    First, here is the newspaper announcement of Obama's birth, in PDF format, copied from microfiche, which is still on file at that newspaper. If you live in Hawaii, you can publicly view it.

    STRIKE ONE!

    Secondly, here is the birth certificate that was released by the Obama campaign, while he was running for president:



    STRIKE TWO!

    Thirdly, here is confirmation BY REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR LINDA LINGLE that the certificate is genuine.

    STRIKE THREE! YOU ARE OUT!

    OK, OK, foul ball. You are still at bat.....

    Back to the last article, which deals with the extent that the moonbats attempted to forge fake birth certificates showing that Obama was born in Kenya. And the best forgery shows Obama being born in Mombassa, Kenya..... Oops, there is a problem here. At the time of Obama's birth, Mombassa was part of Zanzibar.

    And there you have it, folks. Another moonbat goes down, swinging at thin air so hard he fell right on his ass, and that ends the game.

    Final score: Obama birth certificate 782,912,553,081,364,784 - Conspiracy Moonbats (now managed by Rick Perry, the 18th manager in this game, where 17 previous managers were hired and fired while the game was in progress) 0.

    I hope you enjoyed this edition of Sunday Night Baseball. Tune in next week when Sarah Palin and her "Russian Death Panel Team" attempts to do better.
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    Tread lightly there Dan - you are in danger of confusing people with actual reality.
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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    That's because this stupid BS did not even happen in the first place. Let's once more put the moonbats to bed.....

    First, here is the newspaper announcement of Obama's birth, in PDF format, copied from microfiche, which is still on file at that newspaper. If you live in Hawaii, you can publicly view it.

    STRIKE ONE!

    Secondly, here is the birth certificate that was released by the Obama campaign, while he was running for president:



    STRIKE TWO!

    Thirdly, here is confirmation BY REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR LINDA LINGLE that the certificate is genuine.



    STRIKE THREE! YOU ARE OUT!

    OK, OK, foul ball. You are still at bat.....

    Back to the last article, which deals with the extent that the moonbats attempted to forge fake birth certificates showing that Obama was born in Kenya. And the best forgery shows Obama being born in Mombassa, Kenya..... Oops, there is a problem here. At the time of Obama's birth, Mombassa was part of Zanzibar.

    And there you have it, folks. Another moonbat goes down, swinging at thin air so hard he fell right on his ass, and that ends the game.

    Final score: Obama birth certificate 782,912,553,081,364,784 - Conspiracy Moonbats (now managed by Rick Perry, the 18th manager in this game, where 17 previous managers were hired and fired while the game was in progress) 0.

    I hope you enjoyed this edition of Sunday Night Baseball. Tune in next week when Sarah Palin and her "Russian Death Panel Team" attempts to do better.
    Hold on there, Harry. The catcher dropped the third strike. The batter is now safe at first, thanks to the fact that the OP was not about President Obama.
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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    why were so many millions spent on legal teams to keep the "birther suit" out of courts?.....I mean why not just show the damn thing to shut people up, dang.....you gotta show a birth certificate to play little league baseball and if you get into tournament play you have to show it evertime you advance..............besides wouldnt you think at that level of government they could just whip one up?

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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    Quote Originally Posted by MaggieD View Post
    Hold on there, Harry. The catcher dropped the third strike. The batter is now safe at first, thanks to the fact that the OP was not about President Obama.
    It's so adorable that you think that.

    Quote Originally Posted by fishinRod View Post
    why were so many millions spent on legal teams to keep the "birther suit" out of courts?.....I mean why not just show the damn thing to shut people up, dang.....you gotta show a birth certificate to play little league baseball and if you get into tournament play you have to show it evertime you advance..............besides wouldnt you think at that level of government they could just whip one up?
    This never happened. But when enough people say it happened, you believe it to be true. Your brain will literally fabricate memories in a situation like this, and counter-evidence will only serve to strengthen your erroneous belief.

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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    That's it, folks. From now on, any time I leave Texas to visit another state, I will be sure to cover my license plate, and wear a bag over my head. I don't want anybody to know that I am from the state that has the bat as it's official state seal. The stupidity here in Texas has now become overwhelmingly embarrassing.

    Article is here.
    You haven't been wearing a bag over your head???? I'm glad I live all the way in Virginia.
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    Re: Texas Republican Files Birther Bill

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    That's because this stupid BS did not even happen in the first place. Let's once more put the moonbats to bed.....

    First, here is the newspaper announcement of Obama's birth, in PDF format, copied from microfiche, which is still on file at that newspaper. If you live in Hawaii, you can publicly view it.

    STRIKE ONE!

    Secondly, here is the birth certificate that was released by the Obama campaign, while he was running for president:



    STRIKE TWO!

    Thirdly, here is confirmation BY REPUBLICAN GOVERNOR LINDA LINGLE that the certificate is genuine.



    STRIKE THREE! YOU ARE OUT!

    OK, OK, foul ball. You are still at bat.....

    Back to the last article, which deals with the extent that the moonbats attempted to forge fake birth certificates showing that Obama was born in Kenya. And the best forgery shows Obama being born in Mombassa, Kenya..... Oops, there is a problem here. At the time of Obama's birth, Mombassa was part of Zanzibar.

    And there you have it, folks. Another moonbat goes down, swinging at thin air so hard he fell right on his ass, and that ends the game.

    Final score: Obama birth certificate 782,912,553,081,364,784 - Conspiracy Moonbats (now managed by Rick Perry, the 18th manager in this game, where 17 previous managers were hired and fired while the game was in progress) 0.

    I hope you enjoyed this edition of Sunday Night Baseball. Tune in next week when Sarah Palin and her "Russian Death Panel Team" attempts to do better.
    I'm not a birther, but that certificate is a joke. That is NOT a copy of his birth certificate....it's obviously computer generated and no signature. Even you should know that.
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    "Fly-over" country voted, and The Donald is now POTUS.

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