Or maybe the reality is that Obama is a moderate at best, regulation is not socialism, we don't think Obama is the Messiah, and the taxing CO2 from breathing thing is just too stupid to even address. You pick.
Here's a hint: Conservatives crow all the time about Obama's tanking approval ratings, how the voters are rejecting the Democrats, and how Obama is losing support all the time. Then you turn around and say he's the Messiah who liberals would never betray. It can't be both things.