Look at him - a little gem of adorableness wrapped up in patheticism.
But not white on them stompers? Can't be a real hardcore racist, yet - if I was single maybe I could change him.
Good to know, though, that he won't be dying of dehydration any time soon. Nothing says 'I made it' in life like a well hydrated racist bastard.
(If you didn't realize it by now - I'm just joking)