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    Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    Twenty-eight employees (and five contractors) were investigated for their lewd and lascivious viewing habits, however, not one was fired.
    Got to love government work where you cant be fired for anything. If I had done this at my job, my fat ass wouldve been fired right on the spot and I would be forced to pay for the monthly bandwidth service.

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    Quote Originally Posted by chevydriver1123 View Post
    Got to love government work where you cant be fired for anything. If I had done this at my job, my fat ass wouldve been fired right on the spot and I would be forced to pay for the monthly bandwidth service.

    Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings | The Daily Caller - Breaking News, Opinion, Research, and Entertainment
    I saw this article in yesterday's Wash Post and am still stunned that no one was fired. WTH is this?

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    I guess they are OK with watching people get screwed. Kind of upsetting not going to lie.

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    If they weren't fired for being oblivious to catastrophe, who would think they'd be fired for surfing porn?

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    It's not easy to get fired from a government job. You pretty much have to commit some sort of felony.
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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    It's not easy to get fired from a government job. You pretty much have to commit some sort of felony.
    Or get a blowjob Even than you're in with half a chance.

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    This wasn't as much of a shock as when I heard that some of the people found to be watching porn at work are women.

    Women watch porn now? Has the world gone mad?

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    Quote Originally Posted by Gipper View Post
    This wasn't as much of a shock as when I heard that some of the people found to be watching porn at work are women.

    Women watch porn now? Has the world gone mad?
    If it's a hot woman, and you get to witness it from a distance, the world's gone very right

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    Quote Originally Posted by chevydriver1123 View Post
    Got to love government work where you cant be fired for anything. If I had done this at my job, my fat ass wouldve been fired right on the spot and I would be forced to pay for the monthly bandwidth service.

    Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings | The Daily Caller - Breaking News, Opinion, Research, and Entertainment
    It's called working in a patriarchy. The fact that so many people look at porn nowadays is nothing to write home about, especially since most of the viewers are men and men are largely the ones running government.

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    Re: Agency confirms that SEC porn scandal resulted in zero firings

    A while back some of the Business support firms were advocating power naps for some workers as away to increase production and moral. Man ! Just think what," Debbie Does Dallas", would do for the office. Oh yes!
    POWER SURFING and the new moral in the work place. Only in America.

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