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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    Still not getting your point. So how about straining your brain and actually coming up with something logical?
    OK...... I'll lead you by the hand and explain the big words....

    Right there above where it says "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE"

    After you get what it says firmly in mind, look up HRS 338-13(b) and 338-(19)
    See right there where it says "above"? That means the part that came from a higher part of the page. What part of the page is below the part I want you to read? That would be the part that says "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE". That means I'm not interested in that part, but the part that is above (we covered that) "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE".

    So, what does that say?
    There is no such thing as a “Natural Born Dual-Citizen“.

    Originally Posted by PogueMoran
    I didnt have to read the article to tell you that you cant read.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    OK...... I'll lead you by the hand and explain the big words....



    See right there where it says "above"? That means the part that came from a higher part of the page. What part of the page is below the part I want you to read? That would be the part that says "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE". That means I'm not interested in that part, but the part that is above (we covered that) "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE".

    So, what does that say?
    uh huh, got that.... and your point is?

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    OK...... I'll lead you by the hand and explain the big words....



    See right there where it says "above"? That means the part that came from a higher part of the page. What part of the page is below the part I want you to read? That would be the part that says "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE". That means I'm not interested in that part, but the part that is above (we covered that) "ANY ALTERATIONS INVALIDATE THIS CERTIFICATE".

    So, what does that say?
    What does this say?

    "I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen."

    Of course, this was only reported in lots of newspapers. So it might be a forgery or a liberal plot too. Anything is possible.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    The birth announcements usually come from local hospitals.
    Or Grandma calling it in to the local paper.

    The AG also won't stand on his head in public. Doesn't prove he can't.
    Won't, not can't. (look them up if you don't know the difference)

    The birth certificate is real and valid, and it's the final legal document in the matter. It's over.
    That would be true if he would just show one to a proper authority... he hasn't, and has gone to great lengths to avoid it.

    Your ludicrous theories all come down to "it's possible." Yes, it's possible Obama's parents had him in Kenya and sent an announcement to Hawaii newspapers, then he faked his birth certificate. It's also possible that aliens came from Pluto and did all that, after planting a worm in his brain to control his thoughts.

    That's certainly possible.
    The first part certainly is looking better day by day.. even Michelle says he was born in Kenya...... the second theory you were proposing does sound so good to me...... got a link?
    There is no such thing as a “Natural Born Dual-Citizen“.

    Originally Posted by PogueMoran
    I didnt have to read the article to tell you that you cant read.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    uh huh, got that.... and your point is?
    What does it say?.... quote it so we both know we are looking at the same thing.
    There is no such thing as a “Natural Born Dual-Citizen“.

    Originally Posted by PogueMoran
    I didnt have to read the article to tell you that you cant read.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    What does it say?.... quote it so we both know we are looking at the same thing.
    Do I come off as someone to be commanded around? If you want it quoted, then quote it your damn self.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by misterman View Post
    What does this say?

    "I, Dr. Chiyome Fukino, director of the Hawaii State Department of Health, have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen."
    Gasp......... why, that is a violation of Hawaii’s State law!!!!!! (HRS 338) Do you realize she gave out confidential information that is illegal for her to divulge? Do you often quote criminals to back up your views?

    Of course, this was only reported in lots of newspapers. So it might be a forgery or a liberal plot too. Anything is possible.
    I suppose it could be, but the more reasonable explanation might be that she is a Barry supporter, and doesn't know the laws she opperates under..... that might also be the reason the AG doesn't want anything to do with her.

    Of course I'd never expect a gullible faither to see that.
    There is no such thing as a “Natural Born Dual-Citizen“.

    Originally Posted by PogueMoran
    I didnt have to read the article to tell you that you cant read.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    the second theory you were proposing does sound so good to me...... got a link?
    Sure: The Insanity Test

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by Crunch View Post
    Gasp......... why, that is a violation of Hawaii’s State law!!!!!! (HRS 338) Do you realize she gave out confidential information that is illegal for her to divulge? Do you often quote criminals to back up your views?
    So does that make it untrue?

    I suppose it could be, but the more reasonable explanation might be that she is a Barry supporter, and doesn't know the laws she opperates under..... that might also be the reason the AG doesn't want anything to do with her.
    Well, no, it's not a more reasonable explanation. It's an absolutely ludicrous one. Whenever confronted with alternatives, you simply choose the most ridiculous one that supports your goofy ideas, no matter how absurd.

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    Re: Army 'showdown' at eligibility corral. Lt. Col. asks for birth cert.

    Quote Originally Posted by rivrrat View Post
    Do I come off as someone to be commanded around? If you want it quoted, then quote it your damn self.
    Do I come off as someone to be comanded around? Why can't you read it your damned self?



    The real question is, can you correctly interpret what you are reading?

    I'll know more about that tomorrow.
    There is no such thing as a “Natural Born Dual-Citizen“.

    Originally Posted by PogueMoran
    I didnt have to read the article to tell you that you cant read.

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