Gawd I hope this doesn't get me banned.
Maybe this one will make up for it.
Since the particle supposedly existed in a bunch of superimposed states, and the cat's life was dependent on the position of the particle, the cat would also have to exist in a bunch of superimposed states in order for the theory to be consistent.
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