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    Tiger: A thousand apologies

    Tiger: A thousand apologies
    By: Byron York
    Chief Political Correspondent
    02/19/10 12:39 PM EST

    For those of you who missed Tiger Woods' statement this morning, here is a brief outline of his remarks:

    1. Flog yourself; apologize

    2. Defend your wife

    3. Flog yourself; apologize

    4. Denounce media coverage, vow never to answer questions

    5. Flog yourself; apologize

    6. Pledge to keep helping children

    7. Flog yourself; apologize

    8. Embrace Buddhism

    9. Flog yourself; apologize

    10. Don't reveal anything about return to golf

    11. Flog yourself; apologize

    12. Hug your mother


    Read more at the Washington Examiner: Tiger: A thousand apologies | Washington Examiner
    Funny recap.

    OBL 11/24/02

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies


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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    Unbelievable! The ITV news in the UK led with this "story"! My indifference is overwhelming.
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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    Its Tiger Woods.

    I would be repulsed if he didn't score on 18 holes.. if ya catch my drift
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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    I don't care about him, but I don't accept his apology. Those who apologize because they got caught aren't genuinely sorry.

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    I'm so over this entire story. I've put Tiger in my don't give a f category.

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    Quote Originally Posted by aps View Post
    I don't accept his apology.
    I don't believe that he needs to apologize to ANYONE in America besides his wife and family. To be truthful, all of this falls into nunyas.

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    He kissed his poor Momma on TV after kissing all of those sluts....
    He's a retard for ever getting married in the first place if he knew he had that kind of problem....
    Only mob bosses get away with that kind of ****.....

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    It is idiocy that people even fixate on celebrities. Seriously, I don't understand why the public cares what these people do.

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    Re: Tiger: A thousand apologies

    My question is whether or not Tiger Woods would be apologizing and going to sex addiction therapy if he slept with all those women but wasn't married to his wife.

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