File this one under Humorous, folks:
Yes, you read that correctly. Terrorists must now declare their intentions before committing terrorist acts. I am sure that will keep the nation safe..... except for one little problem. What terrorist has ever told authorities that they were planning to detonate a bomb, before they detonated the bomb?Terrorists who want to overthrow the United States government must now register with South Carolina's Secretary of State and declare their intentions -- or face a $25,000 fine and up to 10 years in prison.
So, one day, Ahkmed walks into the courthouse, and up to the filing counter. He fills out the paperwork, stating his intentions to bomb the very same courthouse the next day, then pays his five bucks and walks out. OOOOOOOOOKaaaaaaay.
I just changed my mind. Don't file this under humorous. File it under Dumb and Dumber, although nothing is going to prevent you from laughing your ass off in the meantime.
Article is here.