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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    A guy in SC had was arrested twice for having sex with a horse twice.

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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by soccerboy22 View Post
    A guy in SC had was arrested twice for having sex with a horse twice.
    Last I heard that was legal in 12 states.
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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by Tsunami View Post
    Last I heard that was legal in 12 states.
    Ten of which are Missouri.

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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    "Terrorists must now declare their intentions before committing terrorist acts." - danarhea

    Man, this would be as stupid as...as...as giving terrorist miranda rights!

    Now that would really be stupid. It's hilarious to even contemplate such an outrageous notion!

    Oh, wait!
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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron View Post
    "Terrorists must now declare their intentions before committing terrorist acts." - danarhea

    Man, this would be as stupid as...as...as giving terrorist miranda rights!

    Now that would really be stupid. It's hilarious to even contemplate such an outrageous notion!

    Oh, wait!
    Not at all comparable.

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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron View Post
    "Terrorists must now declare their intentions before committing terrorist acts." - danarhea

    Man, this would be as stupid as...as...as giving terrorist miranda rights!

    Now that would really be stupid. It's hilarious to even contemplate such an outrageous notion!

    Oh, wait!
    I too think people shouldn't have rights.
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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron View Post
    "Terrorists must now declare their intentions before committing terrorist acts." - danarhea

    Man, this would be as stupid as...as...as giving terrorist miranda rights!

    Now that would really be stupid. It's hilarious to even contemplate such an outrageous notion!

    Oh, wait!
    Sorry, I cannot take credit for that quote. I lifted it from someone else. You might want to check with Comedy Central, or better yet, the Government of South Carolina.
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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Sorry, I cannot take credit for that quote. I lifted it from someone else. You might want to check with Comedy Central, or better yet, the Government of South Carolina.
    Amazing what miracles utilizing the quote function might yield.

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    Re: No joke: South Carolina now requires ’subversives’ to register

    Quote Originally Posted by Coronado View Post
    Amazing what miracles utilizing the quote function might yield.
    f(q):=(q**w)*p;

    Where q=quote, w=quantum weirdness, p=amount of plagiarism (0-100%)

    WARNING: This is a recursive function.
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