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    Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

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    Russia Today: Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez has once again accused the United States of playing God. But this time it's Haiti's disastrous earthquake that he thinks the U.S. was behind. Spanish newspaper ABC quotes Chavez as saying that the U.S. navy launched a weapon capable of inducing a powerful earthquake off the shore of Haiti. He adds that this time it was only a drill and the final target is ... destroying and taking over Iran.
    Wow, so who's right? Did the failure to address global warming in Copenhagen cause the Haiti earthquake, like Glover said? Or did the U.S. Military cause the earthquake, like Chavez said.

    Just what man-made cause resulted in this earthquake? It's very puzzling.

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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

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    Wow, so who's right? Did the failure to address global warming in Copenhagen cause the Haiti earthquake, like Glover said? Or did the U.S. Military cause the earthquake, like Chavez said.

    Just what man-made cause resulted in this earthquake? It's very puzzling.
    You my friend need to watch more TV and get out a tin foil hat to protect yourself.

    A quote from Cobra commander during the last election...

    "Their has never been anything artificial, about earthquakes"

    Coincidence? I think not.
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    I just knew that PBO had something to do with this!
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    Sounds like a plot out of a Dan Brown book, lol
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    Shouldn't this be in the conspiracy theory section?
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    On the plus side, this will surely cause apoplexy among the daily kos crowd who took every opportunity to fellate Chavez when he was calling Bush the devil.
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    Honestly if human interference with tectonic plates doesn't stop, my models are forecasting a dramatic increase in global shaking over the next 100 years. To unprecedented levels of shakiness. The solution is obviously trillions of dollars in taxes, research grants, and new government bureaus. If you think anything else, you're a redneck who hates science.
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    While that would be a pretty awesome weapon, it wouldn't be very effective at destroying the right things. Nah, we need a weapon that causes tornadoes instead. DARPA needs to hurry up and build one of those, and test it out on Chavez's home.
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    Quote Originally Posted by apdst View Post
    I just knew that PBO had something to do with this!
    Are you saying that PBO tried to kill a bunch of black people? Where is Mayor Nagin, Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson? I remember GWB was blamed for trying to kill black people by not fixing those dikes.
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    Re: Chavez: US Weapon Test Caused Haiti Earthquake

    Quote Originally Posted by gopman View Post
    Honestly if human interference with tectonic plates doesn't stop, my models are forecasting a dramatic increase in global shaking over the next 100 years. To unprecedented levels of shakiness. The solution is obviously trillions of dollars in taxes, research grants, and new government bureaus. If you think anything else, you're a redneck who hates science.
    my research indicates gopman is absolutely right when he calls for our joint explorations to receive massive amounts of federal funding. that makes it an accepted consensus.


    gopman, i think for the sake of the planet we should also have a tax revenue devoted solely to our globe-saving research, which will happen in the Bahamas, where conditions happen to be uniquely suited to researching relative levels of shakiness or firmness in moving bodies. only then can we be truly "independent" and free from corrupting influences.


    everyone else; you need to accept that gopman and I are your moral superiors, and if you don't give us this money, you clearly hate children. like the ones we will put in movies at our conferences. and kittens. which we will have to add to the endangered list thanks to your ingrateness.
    Last edited by cpwill; 01-21-10 at 06:24 PM.

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