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    Re: Orly Taitz Slapped With $20,000 Sanction

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    That tells me she's a ****e lawyer. She might be a better dentist, though.
    Here's a song dedicated to her kind of dentistry:

    Can God Fill Teeth - Lard.


    Don't ask me why
    But I was walking down the streets
    Of Fairfax, California
    And I saw this flyer hangin'
    On a telephone pole, and it said
    CAN GOD FILL TEETH?

    For a $10 "donation"
    You could see silver fillings turn
    To gold and other "supernormal dental happenings."
    New caps! Filled cavities! Bring a
    Flashlight and a mirror and observe

    But wait a minute
    Didn't I just read
    About how the cops are getting parents
    To plant bugging devices
    In their kids' teeth
    So if they disappear they can track 'em
    Before they wind up on the backs of milk cartons
    And all that

    And didn't I read
    That these devices can go two-way
    And everything that I do or say
    Is all goin' on tape somewhere right now
    Planted in my cavities
    And they didn't even tell me
    no wonder every bad thing
    In and out of my mouth
    Keeps winding up on my employment record

    All those fillings
    All those crowns
    I'll show them
    Who's the boss of my big mouth

    Where's the pliars
    God dammit! Where's the pliars?!?
    Wilma! Where'd you put my electric drill
    This is all coming out now-TODAY!

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    Agh! Agh! Agh!
    Agh! Agh! Agh!

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    The whole world's a God damn conspiracy
    Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
    Man, LIFE is a conspiracy!

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    -Agh!-
    Where did all these wires come from?
    How far up into my skull do they go
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    What are they trying to do to me?
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    The rest of my life
    To be a free man
    Bastards
    Probably wouldn't understand me anyway
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    Re: Orly Taitz Slapped With $20,000 Sanction

    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker Case View Post
    That tells me she's a ****e lawyer. She might be a better dentist, though.
    Well, we know she's an idiot.

    Her facebook says she's a fan of Ron Paul......and Sarah Palin.

    Really.
    "If your opponent is of choleric temperament, seek to irritate him." - Sun Tzu

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    Re: Orly Taitz Slapped With $20,000 Sanction

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    No problem. Next step? The Bar Association.

    If she is this bad of a lawyer, I would hate to be a patient at her dentist office.
    http://tiny.cc/SANCTIONS

    "The Court further directs the Clerk of this Court to send a copy of this Order to the State Bar of California, 180 Howard Street, San Francisco, CA 94105, for whatever use it deems appropriate."
    And the fact that I think there are already one or two complaints about her making their way through the Bar.
    ...we honor leaders for what they achieve, but we often prefer to close our eyes to the way they achieve it...

    In the real world, politics is compromise and democracy is politics. Anyone who would be a statesman has to be a successful politician first. Also, a leader has to deal with people and nations as they are, not as they should be. As a result, the qualities required for leadership are not necessary those that we would want our children to emulate - unless we wanted them to be leaders.

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    Re: Orly Taitz Slapped With $20,000 Sanction

    Quote Originally Posted by jackalope View Post
    I heard she says she's not paying .....
    Good, that way we can see more hilarity as she files a dozen pro se motions from jail.
    People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

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