Jackboots always come in matched pairs, a left boot and a right boot.
You know the time is right to take control, we gotta take offense against the status quo
Originally Posted by A. de Tocqueville
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet the Makeout Hobo, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).