Scientists Discover How to Measure Happiness Exactly
Now here is the scientific, complex measurement process of which they speak:
Social scientists measure happiness simply by asking people how happy they are.
This is the scientific breakthrough the world has waited for. The mad scientist asks, "How happy are you on a scale of 1 to 10?"
"About five", you say, thinking of great sex, a good movie, and a surly waitress at lunch.
"Aha", says he/she, "you are a moderately happy person."
It is scientific and high-tech.