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Terrified turkeys to fall from sky again

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Reminded me of this show
 
TurtleDude said:
well the obvious solution is to allow skilled bird hunters to shoot the beasts so the fall doesn't hurt them!
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What is Dick Cheney up to these days?
 
Redress said:
What is Dick Cheney up to these days?
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hopefully not drinking and hunting at the same time.

I used to have the dick cheney hunting game on my last computer and the more beer you drank the more your gun waved around
 
Terrified Liberals go ape **** over anything these days, especially if they think they can make Political hay out of it.

They actually can and do fly, but thats not the point ! Donald Trumps deplorables are the point here.
 
Glowpun said:
Now, that IS cruelty to animals. Why don't they toss the deplorables from the airplane instead?
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Because people can't fly, Turkey's can and do.
 
Fenton said:
Terrified Liberals go ape **** over anything these days, especially if they think they can make Political hay out of it.

They actually can and do fly, but thats not the point ! Donald Trumps deplorables are the point here.
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Too many Disney movies showing talking animals and their feelings and such. Don't let them watch actual films of nature, that **** gets brutal.
 
Fishking said:
But who would we bring to shoot the turkeys?
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Reminds me of the scene in Return of the Living Dead. After the cops come out and get overrun by the zombies, one of the zombies gets on the car radio and says "send more cops". Replace cops with shooters, and Cheney with zombies...
 
Glowpun said:
Now, that IS cruelty to animals. Why don't they toss the deplorables from the airplane instead?
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because that would result in capital murder charges and the death penalty for those who would do something like that. and those "deplorables" tend to be far better armed than those who would want to toss them out of airplanes.
 
Fishking said:
Too many Disney movies showing talking animals and their feelings and such. Don't let them watch actual films of nature, that **** gets brutal.
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many of the Hillary supporters seem to think Bambi was a documentary
 
Fishking said:
Yep. I've toured a turkey slaughtering plant. It ain't pretty. Of course, that only bothers those who have a lack of understanding of how these things work. Food chain and all. At least we are still better than cats, those things are assholes.

How much do cats actually kill? [Infographic] - The Oatmeal
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my late father was part of a commission the Ohio DNR put together to study the decline of quail-an important game bird in Ohio-many many years ago. Quail were banded and tracked and the commission concluded that house cats killed more quail than hunters, hawks, fox and weasels combined. Only a harsh winter was responsible for more quail deaths than house cats

when I was 13 my father bought me a 22. It was very cold that day and there was no indoor range in cincinnati at the time but the man who trained my father's hunting dogs had an outdoor range and my father arranged for me to try my new rifle up at this range even though it was snowing. as we entered this man's 250 acre farm, hunting grounds and dog training facility-I saw a black cat in the field. My father stopped the car and said shoot it. I sort of looked at him and he said shoot it-Mr C will pay you if you do. The cat got away before I could load the rifle but when I got the the barn where the owner was working I asked him. And I was curious since there were several cats in the barn where he had coops of pheasants and quail that were put out for dog training. and he said yes, the cats here keep the mice down but the feral ones cost me lots of money since a quail is 2 dollars (we are talking 44 years ago) and cats kill a lot-and I will give you five bucks for any cat you shoot in the field since that will save me 30-40 dollars in a month
 
Fenton said:
Terrified Liberals go ape **** over anything these days, especially if they think they can make Political hay out of it.
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If I give you a parachute and force you out of a plane you can live but you're going to be a little upset about it, I imagine.

This post is about animal cruelty from rednecks. If calling out idiots on animal cruelty offends you so much, go find a safe space bro.
 
Fishking said:
Too many Disney movies showing talking animals and their feelings and such. Don't let them watch actual films of nature, that **** gets brutal.
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Yeah man that's why I kick every random dog that walks by. They're just animals, bro. I'm such a tough guy arent I. Aren't you glad to be such an internet tough guy like me. High five for animal cruelty, bro.
 
Deuce said:
Yeah man that's why I kick every random dog that walks by. They're just animals, bro. I'm such a tough guy arent I. Aren't you glad to be such an internet tough guy like me. High five for animal cruelty, bro.
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You ever hunt your own food or tour a slaughter house? There's way worse stuff than a turkey flying out of a plane done a million times a day.
 
TurtleDude said:
well the obvious solution is to allow skilled bird hunters to shoot the beasts so the fall doesn't hurt them!
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Would that exclude Cheney?lol
 
TurtleDude said:
my late father was part of a commission the Ohio DNR put together to study the decline of quail-an important game bird in Ohio-many many years ago. Quail were banded and tracked and the commission concluded that house cats killed more quail than hunters, hawks, fox and weasels combined. Only a harsh winter was responsible for more quail deaths than house cats

when I was 13 my father bought me a 22. It was very cold that day and there was no indoor range in cincinnati at the time but the man who trained my father's hunting dogs had an outdoor range and my father arranged for me to try my new rifle up at this range even though it was snowing. as we entered this man's 250 acre farm, hunting grounds and dog training facility-I saw a black cat in the field. My father stopped the car and said shoot it. I sort of looked at him and he said shoot it-Mr C will pay you if you do. The cat got away before I could load the rifle but when I got the the barn where the owner was working I asked him. And I was curious since there were several cats in the barn where he had coops of pheasants and quail that were put out for dog training. and he said yes, the cats here keep the mice down but the feral ones cost me lots of money since a quail is 2 dollars (we are talking 44 years ago) and cats kill a lot-and I will give you five bucks for any cat you shoot in the field since that will save me 30-40 dollars in a month
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Holy ****!

You just took me back over 50 years when I "inherited" a .22 Coey rifle with a broken rear site. I used to get $1.25 for every feline domesticus body produced. In that part of Western New York, people from the city would release unwanted kittens, many of whom of course turned feral as the predator population: wolves foxes etc had long disappeared, these cats were a nuisance getting into chicken pens etc. The town put a bounty on cats and told cat owners to keep them indoors.

As a side bar, I got the rear site of that rifle fixed eventually; after that I couldn't hit a barn at fifty feet.
 
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