Congressman Exposes Porn Habit With 'Innocent' Facebook Post

Chillfolks said:

I think he should pull out the democratic playbook to handle the situation. First deny any involvement. Then if evidence is overwhelming claim yourself the victim of some vast left wing conspiracy that is targeting you. Finally loudly attack anyone who questions you as a racist, sexist, or straightophobic bigot.

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Chillfolks said:

I think he should pull out the democratic playbook to handle the situation. First deny any involvement. Then if evidence is overwhelming claim yourself the victim of some vast left wing conspiracy that is targeting you. Finally loudly attack anyone who questions you as a racist, sexist, or straightophobic bigot.

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Chillfolks said:

I think he should pull out the democratic playbook to handle the situation. First deny any involvement. Then if evidence is overwhelming claim yourself the victim of some vast left wing conspiracy that is targeting you. Finally loudly attack anyone who questions you as a racist, sexist, or straightophobic bigot.

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DA60 said:

The above from TYT and the below from zerohedge.


'Ok - so we have all done it - come on. But the story gets better, as Webb then offers the following explanation for his surfing habits (please remove all fluids from your mouth before reading)...

Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems.

Well, the Geek Squad techs testified to me, after servicing thousands of computers at the Baileys Crossroads location that they had never seen any computer using their signature virus protection for the time period to acquire over 4800 viruses, 300 of which would require re-installation of the operating system. We are currently awaiting their attempt at recovery of files on that machine accidentally deleted when they failed to backup files before re-installation, a scenario about which Matthew Wavro speculated openly to me before we were informed by the Geek Squad that that had indeed occurred....

But, now let me tell you the results of my empirical inquiry that introduced me to Layla and Ivone. Around Powerball lottery time, January 9, 2016, I calculated the odds that my friend Rev. Howard John Wesley and I working independently arrived at the same prayer plan, and I was able to determine that there was about a one in a billion chance that that could have occurred in the way that it did. (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/…). Well, as much as folks like Duffy Taylor want to hope that the Devil is waiting for Christian candidates on a particular pornographic website to infect his or her FEC data file is even more improbable than my Paul and Silas story, and I know that Duffy Taylor is not a man of faith belief; so, I don’t know how he empirically arrives at his conclusion. I couldn’t see the probability or possibility without a RAND computer.

But, that is the news that will never be printed, but no matter. We found a few more “silent majority” worms today, but we also picked up a few more of the faithful. So, not a bad day, at all.'

Congressman Exposes Porn Habit With 'Innocent' Facebook Post | Zero Hedge



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Kobie said:

I think he should pull out the Republican playbook and claim God has shown him the error of his ways, all is forgiven, and he was driven to do it because queers exist.

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DA60 said:

Thoughts?

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DA60 said:

The above from TYT and the below from zerohedge.


'Ok - so we have all done it - come on. But the story gets better, as Webb then offers the following explanation for his surfing habits (please remove all fluids from your mouth before reading)...

Curious by nature, I wanted to test the suggestion that somehow, lurking out in the pornographic world there is some evil operator waiting for the one in a gazillion chance that a candidate for federal office would go to that particular website and thereby be infected with a virus that would cause his or her FEC data file to crash the FECfile application each time that it was loaded on the day of the filing deadline, as well as impact other critical campaign systems.

Well, the Geek Squad techs testified to me, after servicing thousands of computers at the Baileys Crossroads location that they had never seen any computer using their signature virus protection for the time period to acquire over 4800 viruses, 300 of which would require re-installation of the operating system. We are currently awaiting their attempt at recovery of files on that machine accidentally deleted when they failed to backup files before re-installation, a scenario about which Matthew Wavro speculated openly to me before we were informed by the Geek Squad that that had indeed occurred....

But, now let me tell you the results of my empirical inquiry that introduced me to Layla and Ivone. Around Powerball lottery time, January 9, 2016, I calculated the odds that my friend Rev. Howard John Wesley and I working independently arrived at the same prayer plan, and I was able to determine that there was about a one in a billion chance that that could have occurred in the way that it did. (https://www.facebook.com/search/top/…). Well, as much as folks like Duffy Taylor want to hope that the Devil is waiting for Christian candidates on a particular pornographic website to infect his or her FEC data file is even more improbable than my Paul and Silas story, and I know that Duffy Taylor is not a man of faith belief; so, I don’t know how he empirically arrives at his conclusion. I couldn’t see the probability or possibility without a RAND computer.

But, that is the news that will never be printed, but no matter. We found a few more “silent majority” worms today, but we also picked up a few more of the faithful. So, not a bad day, at all.'

Congressman Exposes Porn Habit With 'Innocent' Facebook Post | Zero Hedge



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beefheart said:

Well, at least he likes women porn and not the "wide stance" mens room stuff.

Because...GOP politicians are something we need to keep out of restrooms, they have caused 100% more problems than any transgender.

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Cardinal said:

Thank Jesus. When conservatives who preach to others about their sexuality are inevitably busted for their own predilections, it's usually for some incredibly creepy, off-the-wall ****. I googled one of the tabs and it was some relatively vanilla stuff, so at least I didn't have to clean out my eyes with paint thinner.

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Chillfolks said:

I think he should pull out the democratic playbook to handle the situation. First deny any involvement. Then if evidence is overwhelming claim yourself the victim of some vast left wing conspiracy that is targeting you. Finally loudly attack anyone who questions you as a racist, sexist, or straightophobic bigot.

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