Bundy bodyguard -- aka 'Fluffy Unicorn' -- arrested in Ariz.

PEOPLE: Bundy bodyguard -- aka '''Fluffy Unicorn''' -- arrested in Ariz. -- Friday, January 15, 2016 -- www.eenews.net

I'm tempted to start a running series featuring these sterling members of society. My working title right now is "Meet The Mopes" but it's still a work in progress. Meanwhile, I present for your amusment "Booda Bear," aka "Fluffy Unicorn" (aint he a cutie pie, though--hey maybe he can call himself "Cutie Pie," too):

Brian Cavalier, 44, who was known on the Oregon refuge as "Booda Bear," was arrested Monday by municipal police after they discovered he had an outstanding warrant, the Buckeye Police Department said.

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And this is also sort of a trademark feature of these boneheads:

The Daily Mail, a British newspaper, reported last week that Cavalier falsely claimed to be a retired Marine who served in Iraq and Afghanistan. The U.S. Marine Corps has no record of him serving.

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And that is why I don't ever take the word the people like or supportive of lard tubs like Booda/Fluffy for their claims of heroic military service on discussion sites like this. Faking Rambo-like personas seems to be another feature of the mental defects rightwingers like this have.

digitusmedius said:

PEOPLE: Bundy bodyguard -- aka '''Fluffy Unicorn''' -- arrested in Ariz. -- Friday, January 15, 2016 -- www.eenews.net

I'm tempted to start a running series featuring these sterling members of society. My working title right now is "Meet The Mopes" but it's still a work in progress. Meanwhile, I present for your amusment "Booda Bear," aka "Fluffy Unicorn" (aint he a cutie pie, though--hey maybe he can call himself "Cutie Pie," too):



And this is also sort of a trademark feature of these boneheads:


And that is why I don't ever take the word the people like or supportive of lard tubs like Booda/Fluffy for their claims of heroic military service on discussion sites like this. Faking Rambo-like personas seems to be another feature of the mental defects rightwingers like this have.

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I thought they were mad because the government wouldn't let them use public lands for free. Sounds to me like they're a bunch of welfare queens mad because their benefits were reduced.

I've posted this separately but it fits well here also:

Oregon militia standoff: man arrested driving stolen government vehicle | US news | The Guardian

I've also decided that "Meet The Morons of Malheur" might be a better name for my series.

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“Events in Harney County, Oregon, seem to be taking a turn toward escalation. Armed men have been occupying a wildlife refuge for two weeks by now, saying they’re taking a stand against the federal government’s management of public land…………

“………..And now, they say they want to enact an alternative legal system throughout the region — one that’s governed by a bizarre set of principles that animate a wide swath of conspiracy theorists. Underpinning this new chapter in the Oregon occupation is a convoluted misinterpretation of American law and history that thousands of defiant Americans use each year primarily to protest their tax bills and fight minor bureaucratic disputes…….”

“…………. Now, the occupiers want to install a “lawful county government and a lawful sheriff” and make Harney County “the first constitutional county in the land.”……..

Are these the same folks who rail against Sharia law………..

and now want to throw the US Constitution because they have a better legal system?..............

If it is a choice between these Howdy Doody crackpots and Sharia law…………Now that's a tough choice.............Let me think a tad about it…….

We have a new entry to the "Meet the Morons of Malheur" gallery:

Militant LaVoy Finicum Says Foster Children Were Pulled From His Home . News | OPB

Obviously this mope's priorities were anything but fulfilling his commitment to these boys. But, in trademark rightwing irresponsibility fashion he blames the "gummint" for his negligence.

Poor Fluffy! He's going to miss out on the barrel of lube that's been sent to go with all the dildos they got from well-wishers!

And here's another installment of "Meet the Morons of Malheur":

California man believed part of Oregon standoff crashes van on icy road | OregonLive.com

I've seen a vine of a local ripping down a tarp that covered the Malheur site sign.

digitusmedius said:

PEOPLE: Bundy bodyguard -- aka '''Fluffy Unicorn''' -- arrested in Ariz. -- Friday, January 15, 2016 -- www.eenews.net

I'm tempted to start a running series featuring these sterling members of society. My working title right now is "Meet The Mopes" but it's still a work in progress. Meanwhile, I present for your amusment "Booda Bear," aka "Fluffy Unicorn" (aint he a cutie pie, though--hey maybe he can call himself "Cutie Pie," too):



And this is also sort of a trademark feature of these boneheads:


And that is why I don't ever take the word the people like or supportive of lard tubs like Booda/Fluffy for their claims of heroic military service on discussion sites like this. Faking Rambo-like personas seems to be another feature of the mental defects rightwingers like this have.

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If he had been former military, he would be front and center, then get bored, then map out blueprints for a log cabin, then build a sweet vacation log cabin out of shear boredom. From that point the feds would let all the protesters go for building such an awesome cabin improving the place.


If you do not know, yes being deployed can at times be that boring, which leads to thinking, which leads to creativity, which leads to someone who was actually military would have planned things out having been through boredom and isolation. People never deployed think it is kicking down doors and taking names these soldiers think about, but in reality we decide the best use of our time is to make a combat fridge from old 2x4's and torn shirts, and 2 old camelbacks to make a evaporative cooling fridge, and mount it on top of the vehicle so we can have cold water when we are patrolling the desert.

Oh, yay, a new clown for the ongoing series: "Meet the Morons of Malheur"

Drunk Man With Pellet Gun Arrested On Way To Oregon Standoff, Threatens Cops

This particular moron got his police agencies mixed up a bit, too. The idea for these SovCits is that sheriffs will become the highest law enforcement officers in their paradise and counties will be autonomous "states." His threat to kill was aimed at the sheriff deputies who arrested him and said of the state troopers:

"State troopers are the last hope," he said.

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This mope got no hope now. As with the others, he's got a criminal record (and probably a psychiatric one, too).