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    Man accused of humping driveway

    HOUSTON - A man has been arrested and accused of humping a driveway.
    Was this man looking for piece on earth? Whether he was or not, he picked the wrong day to be doing this, since we all know that hump day is Wednesday, not Tuesday. LOL.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Was this man looking for piece on earth? Whether he was or not, he picked the wrong day to be doing this, since we all know that hump day is Wednesday, not Tuesday. LOL.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Was this man looking for piece on earth? Whether he was or not, he picked the wrong day to be doing this, since we all know that hump day is Wednesday, not Tuesday. LOL.

    Article is here.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Was this man looking for piece on earth? Whether he was or not, he picked the wrong day to be doing this, since we all know that hump day is Wednesday, not Tuesday. LOL.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    It's been rather warm out lately, I am guessing he thought the driveway looked "hot"

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    I guess they had concrete evidence of this.

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    Wait, you can get arrested for that? Crap. Excuse me guys, I gotta go talk to my Lawyer real quick.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
    October 31st, 2012 | by Bill Burns
    West Fargo, ND – Pumpkins missing from your front door step? West Fargo Police finally have an answer for you.

    Early this morning, a West Fargo man was arrested for having sexy time with pumpkins all over the West Fargo area. One neighbor was walking to shut the front light off when he spotted a man in dark clothing erratically humping away at his defenseless smurf carved pumpkin. Once spotted, the man ran away taking the pumpkin with him.

    Another incident 2 hours later, Ted was walking out to his car to lock it when he caught the pumpkin humper with his pants down and a small pumpkin hanging from his genitals. Again, the man ran away, pumpkin and all.

    The last witnessed incident was the pumpkin humpers embarrassing downfall which did him in. Becky was watching a movie late last night when she heard some rustling on her front door step. She went down to investigate and opened her front door. There lay the pumpkin humper sprawled out on her front door step, completely passed out, pants down, pumpkin seeds everwhere. Scattered around him were five of Becky’s pumpkins, broken and bruised. Who knows the torture they had to endure.

    Police say the pumpkin humper is in their custody and it is once again safe for everyone to put their pumpkins out on their front door step, just in time for Halloween.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by no_name View Post
    I guess they had concrete evidence of this.
    Perhaps he got a new job as a brick layer and was confused.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Ohio Man Arrested Again For Having Sex With Inflatable Raft

    Police arrested Edwin Tobergta, 34, last month in Hamilton Ohio, after a child claimed that he saw him “having sexual relations with a rubber pool float.”
    The incident occurred in broad daylight around lunchtime. The police report states that Tobergta was naked but doesn’t specify if the raft was in the water or on land.
    This is the fifth time that Tobergta has been arrested for having sexual relations with an inflatable raft, so it’s not likely that he mistook it for a blow-up doll!
    On Wednesday, a grand jury indicted him for public indecency. Whilst, in general, this is regarded as a minor felony, Tobergta’s history of multiple similar offenses will count against him.
    Almost certainly, if found guilty, he will serve some jail time, maybe a year.
    In August 2011, police were called when a man spotted Tobergta stealing his pool raft. The police report said:
    “The witness stated the defendant appeared to be having sex with the raft due to the fact that his pants were down around his ankles.”
    Tobergta’s grandmother, Linda, explained that her grandson suffered from Attention Deficiency Disorder and did not stick to his medication regime. She said:
    “He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic. That’s just it. That’s all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It’s like nobody cares.”
    And it’s true that Edwin Tobergta’s problems started when he was much younger. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin on Halloween.
    But the headline: “Ohio Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Inflatable Raft” is probably more attention getting than sex with a vegetable.
    Read more at Ohio Man Arrested Again For Having Sex With Inflatable Raft

    After the third time I think they are actually considered common law married in some states...

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