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OMG road rash as an STD!!
Actually, Sunday.
But today is Thursday.
I don't want to live in a world where you can't hump a driveway.
When was this made illegal?
Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?
Was this an under-age driveway?
We need to know a lot more about this.
I suspect that some things have been left untold.
To a bush.`
People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
OMG road rash as an STD!!
when i was in the Army stationed at Ft. Hood our plantoon sergeant would tell us to "make love to Texas" when he made us do push ups
Meh, don't quit your day job. :roll:
Mommy, what's a plantoon? is that a boat?
When was this made illegal?
Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?
Was this an under-age driveway?
We need to know a lot more about this.
I suspect that some things have been left untold.
I am retired. Don't be mad bro
It's a cross between a pontoon and a plantation - a floating plantation. It's also sometimes called a pontation. New Orleans, for example, is a plantoon or pontation.
Let's all git down and git funky and do the assphalt.
First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
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People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
I'd like to see Miley Cyrus doing the stump grinder again sometime.
I ain't your bro fool. You're not even remotely comical.
People are even more wacked today than I ever remember.
Woman marrys building.
'I'm in love with a building': Woman to marry a warehouse in bizarre wedding ceremony | Mail Online
And friends want to know why I moved to the mountains.