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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by PoS View Post
    There's a law against having sex with composite materials?
    My town shut down the adult book stores that had holes in the stalls, people must have been getting drywall or plywood burns.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    My town shut down the adult book stores that had holes in the stalls, people must have been getting drywall or plywood burns.
    That's an unconstitutional overreach of government into private businesses! Also, it adversely impacts my drywall or plywood burns fetish! My genitals demand justice and possibly medical treatment!
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    Pepe Booth strikes again.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by polgara View Post
    Greetings, humbolt.

    Well, I looked at the link, and...and...let's just say "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare. I wonder where I've been all my life?
    Well Pol, I can't figure out all the weirdness either. I live a simple life, and while I can laugh at the absolute insanity of some, I can't see where in the hell it comes from, and I really don't want to know.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
    Good Lord, Hum! Took the link and my screen says the page can't be displayed. What kind of internet spawn of the devil are you sending people to?

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by bubbabgone View Post
    Good Lord, Hum! Took the link and my screen says the page can't be displayed. What kind of internet spawn of the devil are you sending people to?
    I don't know. I haven't viewed it either, but the name alone was scary enough and silly enough I thought people should know such crap exists. Probably shouldn't have bothered - I suppose we all already know that, and wish we didn't.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    I don't know. I haven't viewed it either, but the name alone was scary enough and silly enough I thought people should know such crap exists. Probably shouldn't have bothered - I suppose we all already know that, and wish we didn't.
    I thought it was gonna be a Bill and Hill on vacation story.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by bubbabgone View Post
    I thought it was gonna be a Bill and Hill on vacation story.
    Ha! I really don't know what it is, but I was surprised that such a thing exists. Now, Bill and Hill on vacation could fill in that blank. Or maybe it's a Wiener story.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Oh ... and that "Last Post" column notation for this thread on the main page is really unfortunate.
    It says "Man accused of humping Bubbabgone".
    For decency sake, please post something quickly.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by bubbabgone View Post
    Oh ... and that "Last Post" column notation for this thread on the main page is really unfortunate.
    It says "Man accused of humping Bubbabgone".
    For decency sake, please post something quickly.
    I blame Sangha for this unfortunate thread.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by Jesse Booth View Post
    That's an unconstitutional overreach of government into private businesses! Also, it adversely impacts my drywall or plywood burns fetish! My genitals demand justice and possibly medical treatment!
    Well, if my village weren't so anal retentive...

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