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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    Let's all git down and git funky and do the assphalt.
    First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
    eeeyow.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    I'd like to see Miley Cyrus doing the stump grinder again sometime.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    First, one must visit www.humpastump to get pointers on the "phalt" part. It's always somebody's phalt. Always somebody's ass, too, come to think of it.
    Greetings, humbolt.

    Well, I looked at the link, and...and...let's just say "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare. I wonder where I've been all my life?

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by Paxaeon View Post
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    People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
    There will never be marriage equality until people can marry whatever they want to grind, bump and hump.
    You can't reason anyone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into in the first place.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    I'd like to see Miley Cyrus doing the stump grinder again sometime.

    Miley Cyrus does have a song out there called Driveway. Wonders never cease.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    I ain't your bro fool. You're not even remotely comical.
    mad bro?



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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    People are even more wacked today than I ever remember.

    Woman marrys building.
    'I'm in love with a building': Woman to marry a warehouse in bizarre wedding ceremony | Mail Online

    And friends want to know why I moved to the mountains.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by NonoBadDog View Post
    People are even more wacked today than I ever remember.

    Woman marrys building.
    'I'm in love with a building': Woman to marry a warehouse in bizarre wedding ceremony | Mail Online

    And friends want to know why I moved to the mountains.

    Are you thinking about getting married to the mountains?

    If so, fill us in so we can criticize you.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    There's a law against having sex with composite materials?

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