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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    When was this made illegal?

    Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

    Was this an under-age driveway?

    We need to know a lot more about this.

    I suspect that some things have been left untold.
    I was probably assphalt, in some states, that's illegal.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by Paxaeon View Post
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    People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.
    To a bush.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    OMG road rash as an STD!!
    Meh, don't quit your day job.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by fishinRod View Post
    when i was in the Army stationed at Ft. Hood our plantoon sergeant would tell us to "make love to Texas" when he made us do push ups
    Mommy, what's a plantoon? is that a boat?

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    Meh, don't quit your day job.
    I am retired. Don't be mad bro



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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by AJiveMan View Post
    Mommy, what's a plantoon? is that a boat?
    It's a cross between a pontoon and a plantation - a floating plantation. It's also sometimes called a pontation. New Orleans, for example, is a plantoon or pontation.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by Top Cat View Post
    Now that's a seedy crime.
    Good one!

    Greetings, Top Cat.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    When was this made illegal?

    Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

    Was this an under-age driveway?

    We need to know a lot more about this.

    I suspect that some things have been left untold.
    : ... ...

    Good morning, Shrubnose.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by TurtleDude View Post
    I am retired. Don't be mad bro
    I ain't your bro fool. You're not even remotely comical.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by humbolt View Post
    It's a cross between a pontoon and a plantation - a floating plantation. It's also sometimes called a pontation. New Orleans, for example, is a plantoon or pontation.
    Let's all git down and git funky and do the assphalt.

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