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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    No, it's Friday.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    Someone said **** Texas. He just took it too literally.
    when i was in the Army stationed at Ft. Hood our plantoon sergeant would tell us to "make love to Texas" when he made us do push ups

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Man Caught Having ‘Sexy Time’ With Area Pumpkins
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    Now that's a seedy crime.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    No, it's Friday.
    Wrong. Saturday. Definitely Saturday.
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    Pepe Booth strikes again.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    Wrong. Saturday. Definitely Saturday.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    OMG road rash as an STD!!



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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by spud_meister View Post
    Actually, Sunday.
    Uh, it's obviously Monday!!!

    ...Wait, no. You're right. It's Sunday. My bad.
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by Unitedwestand13 View Post
    But today is Thursday.



    What today is doesn't matter- the article at the link says that this happened Tuesday evening and everyone knows that hump day is Wednesday.

    This guys calendar is out of whack.

    If the authorities can adjust that, they can think about turning him loose.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by azgreg View Post
    I don't want to live in a world where you can't hump a driveway.



    When was this made illegal?

    Did the driveway file a sexual harassment complaint?

    Was this an under-age driveway?

    We need to know a lot more about this.

    I suspect that some things have been left untold.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    People having sex with driveways????? Next thing you know, gays will want to get married.

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