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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    Ohio Man Arrested Again For Having Sex With Inflatable Raft

    Police arrested Edwin Tobergta, 34, last month in Hamilton Ohio, after a child claimed that he saw him “having sexual relations with a rubber pool float.”
    The incident occurred in broad daylight around lunchtime. The police report states that Tobergta was naked but doesn’t specify if the raft was in the water or on land.
    This is the fifth time that Tobergta has been arrested for having sexual relations with an inflatable raft, so it’s not likely that he mistook it for a blow-up doll!
    On Wednesday, a grand jury indicted him for public indecency. Whilst, in general, this is regarded as a minor felony, Tobergta’s history of multiple similar offenses will count against him.
    Almost certainly, if found guilty, he will serve some jail time, maybe a year.
    In August 2011, police were called when a man spotted Tobergta stealing his pool raft. The police report said:
    “The witness stated the defendant appeared to be having sex with the raft due to the fact that his pants were down around his ankles.”
    Tobergta’s grandmother, Linda, explained that her grandson suffered from Attention Deficiency Disorder and did not stick to his medication regime. She said:
    “He has a lot of mental problems and he’s always had a fascination for plastic. That’s just it. That’s all of it. We never could get the proper care for Edwin. It’s like nobody cares.”
    And it’s true that Edwin Tobergta’s problems started when he was much younger. In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin on Halloween.
    But the headline: “Ohio Man Arrested For Having Sex With An Inflatable Raft” is probably more attention getting than sex with a vegetable.
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    After the third time I think they are actually considered common law married in some states...
    I can't wait to show an Ohioan friend of mine this link!
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    I can't wait to show an Ohioan friend of mine this link!
    Be careful man. Once you start opening that door...

    Bernard Archer Allegedly Caught On Camera Raping Neighbor's Dogs
    The Huffington Post | By Andy Campbell
    A Georgia teen was slapped with bestiality charges after he allegedly had sex with two of his neighbors dogs.
    Bernard Archer, 19, was supposed to be caring for several of his neighbor's pit bulls on Saturday. But on his first day at work, a security camera allegedly caught him sexually abusing two of them, CBS Atlanta reported.
    Archer's neighbor, Dr. Cathryn Lafayette, says he thought he was helping his neighbor get a degree.
    "Our agreement was if I pay the tuition [for his GED] then he would pay half by working here at my home or whatever I had for him to do," Lafayette told the station.
    Lafayette awoke to police knocking at her door. Officers were dispatched when neighbors witnessed the alleged abuse on their camera, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Either way he must like it rough. Bada Bing!

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Ocean, my last reply was to you. Sorry, I am new and still catching on to posting here.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    I hope he was "rock hard", else, that's gonna be one unsatisfied driveway.
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    Reports indicate that everyone knew he was hauling a bunch of guns up there. But, since you brought it up, there's something which should be illegal: guns that breakdown.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by VanceMack View Post
    Be careful man. Once you start opening that door...

    Bernard Archer Allegedly Caught On Camera Raping Neighbor's Dogs
    The Huffington Post | By Andy Campbell
    A Georgia teen was slapped with bestiality charges after he allegedly had sex with two of his neighbors dogs.
    Bernard Archer, 19, was supposed to be caring for several of his neighbor's pit bulls on Saturday. But on his first day at work, a security camera allegedly caught him sexually abusing two of them, CBS Atlanta reported.
    Archer's neighbor, Dr. Cathryn Lafayette, says he thought he was helping his neighbor get a degree.
    "Our agreement was if I pay the tuition [for his GED] then he would pay half by working here at my home or whatever I had for him to do," Lafayette told the station.
    Lafayette awoke to police knocking at her door. Officers were dispatched when neighbors witnessed the alleged abuse on their camera, according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
    Ah, so the planted evidence work-I mean how disgusting! I had nothing to do with any of that!
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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Maybe he was just jack hammering his driveway?
    Quote Originally Posted by calamity View Post
    Reports indicate that everyone knew he was hauling a bunch of guns up there. But, since you brought it up, there's something which should be illegal: guns that breakdown.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    Quote Originally Posted by danarhea View Post
    Was this man looking for piece on earth? Whether he was or not, he picked the wrong day to be doing this, since we all know that hump day is Wednesday, not Tuesday. LOL.

    Article is here.
    Nah .. He was just doing the worm.

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

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    Re: Man accused of humping driveway

    I'm a cement mason and I've humped a lot of concrete and laid a lot of of driveways over the years, but I've never been arrested for it.

    So what's the BFD?

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