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EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

Someone went into the bathroom to finish an environmental analysis. They just dropped the paper work on the hallway floor as they were leaving. Some of the EA/EIS done by the EPA is full of crap. :mrgreen:

On a more serious note, I agree that whoever is doing this has a warped sense of protesting. The individual needs help and/or removed from the job.
 
I just remembered what some of the bad kids used to do on Halloween in my home town: Take a dump in a big paper bag, set it on fire and put it in front of someones door and ring the bell.

I kid you not.

I've heard about this all my life. I'm trying to remember which celebrity was recently accused of mailing dog poop to somebody. I do know that the late, great tenor Mario Lanza was known for pooping on the front steps of people who'd ticked him off.
 
My first thought was that the homeless are doing this. This is not a disparaging of homeless, but I used to work in an office where the homeless would come in and use the bathroom all the time. So we locked the door. One time it didn't work out too well.
 
Heck, if I don't pick up my dog's poop in the commons area they will DNA test that **** and fine me pronto!

Tell me you're exaggerating. They won't really DNA test dog poop, will they? Now THAT'S decadent!
 
So, is this like the part right before God gets really pissed off?

Hopefully potty pranks are low on his list. But yeah the violence, greed and lack of compassion being shown might come up on a radar.

Had a friend that used to put dog poop in a paper bag to keep the neighbors cats out his yard. They don't like it.
 
I'd guess about 10-1 and that whoever did this is protesting something.
 
I'd guess about 10-1 and that whoever did this is protesting something.

That may be true, but then I am compelled to ask just what type of employees the feds are hiring, if they will use this form of protest. Maybe it's just my age and my upbringing speaking, but I find the thought of this type of protest to be essentially at the level of savages or lesser animals. Monkeys in a cage throw **** when they are pissed off. I expect people to act just a bit above the level of monkeys, but apparently some people can't handle it. I am embarrassed that people can act like this.
 
In my neighborhood that was usually dog droppings in the bag.
You must have lived in a "special" neighborhood if it was human waste.




I never thought of it as 'special', but I lived in Detroit. There were plenty of bad kids in that town.
 
That may be true, but then I am compelled to ask just what type of employees the feds are hiring, if they will use this form of protest. Maybe it's just my age and my upbringing speaking, but I find the thought of this type of protest to be essentially at the level of savages or lesser animals. Monkeys in a cage throw **** when they are pissed off. I expect people to act just a bit above the level of monkeys, but apparently some people can't handle it.
I am embarrassed that people can act like this.




I totally agree, I find this disgusting and not even a little bit funny.

I believe that there's a good chance that whoever did this will be caught and pay a price for it.

Generally people who do stuff like this like to brag about it and someone might drop a dime on this guy.
 
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My first thought was that the homeless are doing this. This is not a disparaging of homeless, but I used to work in an office where the homeless would come in and use the bathroom all the time. So we locked the door. One time it didn't work out too well.

Well, it's not just pooping in the halls from what little I've read; it's also clogging toilets with paper towels.

But I know what you mean. A problem on many construction sites is Hispanic workers pooping in closets, etc. of houses being built/renovated. This is a mystery to me, I'll admit. Different cultural expectations....
 
Government employees.

What more do you need to know?
 
I just saw a 2013 movie called "The To Do List", where a female, teenage lifeguard thinks someone has pulled a 'Caddy Shack' prank in the pool with a Baby Ruth. So she proceeds to take a bite out of a real turd. This is suppose to be funny I guess, but my parents would've gagged and turned the show off. It says something about today's acceptability level of gross jokes. A lot of these new comedy movies have projectile vomiting, piss, poop, and sexually graphic scenes.
 
And it's not just that. The USA network has a new show its touting that's all about infidelity and another that's about a doctor who's also a criminal.

From the USA network: ["Satisfaction"] A provocative drama that explores modern marriage at its midpoint. Through the lens of one couple, Neil Truman (Matt Passmore, “The Glades”) and his wife, Grace (Stephanie Szostak, “The Devil Wears Prada”), this series answers the question, “What do you do when having it all is not enough?” by delving into their shocking and unconventional choices.

"RUSH" examines the world of renegade physician Dr. William P. Rush (Tom Ellis, “Miranda”), a “medical fixer” who privately caters to LA’s elite and whose service comes with a hefty price tag. Though the hard-partying doctor claims that he doesn’t make judgments about his less-than-squeaky-clean clients, he’s not immune to the ugliness that he encounters.
 
I just saw a 2013 movie called "The To Do List", where a female, teenage lifeguard thinks someone has pulled a 'Caddy Shack' prank in the pool with a Baby Ruth. So she proceeds to take a bite out of a real turd. This is suppose to be funny I guess, but my parents would've gagged and turned the show off. It says something about today's acceptability level of gross jokes.
A lot of these new comedy movies have projectile vomiting, piss, poop, and sexually graphic scenes.




I haven't seen any of those movies and will try to avoid them.

I just learned that some people think that EPA stands for Employees Pooping Anywhere.
 
the EPA should fine and shut itself down for violating it's own hazardous waste laws.
 
Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency Have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver,Colo.,according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.

Read more here: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway




Sounds like a reasonable request to me.

Any thoughts?

There's never a bad time to take up composting - at least I think I read that in some EPA brochure somewhere.
 
Different people have different bathroom habits.

I learned that about 50 years ago in Vietnam.
 
Have to catch 'em first.

Which would be an interesting experience.

"What are you doing, Paul?"
"Oh hey Tom, I'm just going to the bathroom."
"Uh... yeah, I see that. Paul, you do realize you're not in the bathroom, right?"
"Yes I do."
"Then why are you going to the bathroom in the hallway?"
"Because I like the feeling of carpet on my rear end."
"SECURITY!!!"
 
I haven't seen any of those movies and will try to avoid them.

I just learned that some people think that EPA stands for Employees Pooping Anywhere.

I had no idea this movie was going to show something of that nature. But honestly many of today's comedies don't know how to straddle that line of "funny" from "gross" like Caddy Shack. And I believe immature adults replicate these filthy acts as something amusing. I won't watch the new Adam Sandler movie, whom I normally like, because of the promo clips of Drew Barrymore slobbering on a mouthful of thick onion soup? I'm just tired of the snot, puke, pee, excrement antics as a replacement for quality humor.
 
Man, right-wing protests of EPA overreach have gotten out of hand.
 
Tell me you're exaggerating. They won't really DNA test dog poop, will they? Now THAT'S decadent!

Not joking. A bunch of people (or maybe just a handful) stopped cleaning up after their dogs and the apartment people started a program where every registered dog had to have their DNA on file for testing against any poop the maintenance guys had to pick up. $100 a po(o)p. I didn't mind so much as there is nothing like stepping in dog **** at 5:30 AM trying to pick up your own dog's waste.
 
Man, right-wing protests of EPA overreach have gotten out of hand
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I don't believe that we know yet what wing, if any, whoever did this belongs to.

Or if politics has anything to do with this disgusting behavior.
 
Not joking. A bunch of people (or maybe just a handful) stopped cleaning up after their dogs and the apartment people started a program where every registered dog had to have their DNA on file for testing against any poop the maintenance guys had to pick up. $100 a po(o)p. I didn't mind so much as there is nothing like stepping in dog **** at 5:30 AM trying to pick up your own dog's waste.

I repeat, that's really quite decadent, as in the Fall of the Roman Empire decadent.
 
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