A Canadian conservative is one who believes in limited government and that the government should stay out of our wallets and out of our bedrooms.
Different people have different bathroom habits.
I learned that about 50 years ago in Vietnam.
"What are you doing, Paul?"
"Oh hey Tom, I'm just going to the bathroom."
"Uh... yeah, I see that. Paul, you do realize you're not in the bathroom, right?"
"Yes I do."
"Then why are you going to the bathroom in the hallway?"
"Because I like the feeling of carpet on my rear end."
Einstein, "science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."
Man, right-wing protests of EPA overreach have gotten out of hand.
One of you will end up here next!
"The crisis will end when fear changes sides" - Pablo Iglesias Turrión
"Austerity is used as a cover to reconfigure society and increase inequality and injustice." - Jeremy Corbyn
⚧ C.T.L.W. You figure it out
My Endo doc went over my blood work. "I see your estrogen level is now at 315, do you feel like you have too much Estrogen now?"
I told her "... N... N.. No..." and started crying.
Did they evacuate the building and call in a HazMat team?
I'm only half kidding.
If, when defending your support for Donald Trump, and your response is,
"But but but... HILLARY!!!", then you lost the argument before you even began.