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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency Have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver,Colo.,according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.

    Read more here: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway




    Sounds like a reasonable request to me.

    Any thoughts?
    There's never a bad time to take up composting - at least I think I read that in some EPA brochure somewhere.
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Different people have different bathroom habits.

    I learned that about 50 years ago in Vietnam.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by nota bene View Post
    Have to catch 'em first.
    Which would be an interesting experience.

    "What are you doing, Paul?"
    "Oh hey Tom, I'm just going to the bathroom."
    "Uh... yeah, I see that. Paul, you do realize you're not in the bathroom, right?"
    "Yes I do."
    "Then why are you going to the bathroom in the hallway?"
    "Because I like the feeling of carpet on my rear end."
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    I haven't seen any of those movies and will try to avoid them.

    I just learned that some people think that EPA stands for Employees Pooping Anywhere.
    I had no idea this movie was going to show something of that nature. But honestly many of today's comedies don't know how to straddle that line of "funny" from "gross" like Caddy Shack. And I believe immature adults replicate these filthy acts as something amusing. I won't watch the new Adam Sandler movie, whom I normally like, because of the promo clips of Drew Barrymore slobbering on a mouthful of thick onion soup? I'm just tired of the snot, puke, pee, excrement antics as a replacement for quality humor.
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Man, right-wing protests of EPA overreach have gotten out of hand.
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by Andalublue View Post
    Tell me you're exaggerating. They won't really DNA test dog poop, will they? Now THAT'S decadent!
    Not joking. A bunch of people (or maybe just a handful) stopped cleaning up after their dogs and the apartment people started a program where every registered dog had to have their DNA on file for testing against any poop the maintenance guys had to pick up. $100 a po(o)p. I didn't mind so much as there is nothing like stepping in dog **** at 5:30 AM trying to pick up your own dog's waste.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Man, right-wing protests of EPA overreach have gotten out of hand
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    I don't believe that we know yet what wing, if any, whoever did this belongs to.

    Or if politics has anything to do with this disgusting behavior.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneWanderer View Post
    Not joking. A bunch of people (or maybe just a handful) stopped cleaning up after their dogs and the apartment people started a program where every registered dog had to have their DNA on file for testing against any poop the maintenance guys had to pick up. $100 a po(o)p. I didn't mind so much as there is nothing like stepping in dog **** at 5:30 AM trying to pick up your own dog's waste.
    I repeat, that's really quite decadent, as in the Fall of the Roman Empire decadent.
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency Have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver,Colo.,according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.

    Read more here: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway




    Sounds like a reasonable request to me.

    Any thoughts?
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Did they evacuate the building and call in a HazMat team?

    I'm only half kidding.
    If you claim sexual harassment to be wrong, yet you defend anyone on your side for any reason,
    then you are a hypocrite and everything you say on the matter is just babble.

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