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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    I just remembered what some of the bad kids used to do on Halloween in my home town: Take a dump in a big paper bag, set it on fire and put it in front of someones door and ring the bell.

    I kid you not.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by grip View Post
    We're living in era where all boundaries of social norms are being stretched, tested and broken. Not much good comes out of that thinking.
    So, is this like the part right before God gets really pissed off?
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    Federal employees at the Environmental Protection Agency Have been instructed to stop defecating in the hallway of a regional office in Denver,Colo.,according to an internal e-mail obtained by Government Executive.

    Read more here: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In The Hallway




    Sounds like a reasonable request to me.

    Any thoughts?
    No way this can be real.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneWanderer View Post
    No joke! I'm not current on emploter-employee relations law, but I'd imagine taking a dump in the hallways still justifies termination.
    Not sure. Trying to think of all the excuses--it was just a prank, I have a medical condition...LOL.

    Just to stir the pot...errrr, as it were...what are the odds that the poopster is male?

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    I just remembered what some of the bad kids used to do on Halloween in my home town: Take a dump in a big paper bag, set it on fire and put it in front of someones door and ring the bell.

    I kid you not.
    In my neighborhood that was usually dog droppings in the bag. You must have lived in a "special" neighborhood if it was human waste.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Someone went into the bathroom to finish an environmental analysis. They just dropped the paper work on the hallway floor as they were leaving. Some of the EA/EIS done by the EPA is full of crap.

    On a more serious note, I agree that whoever is doing this has a warped sense of protesting. The individual needs help and/or removed from the job.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    I just remembered what some of the bad kids used to do on Halloween in my home town: Take a dump in a big paper bag, set it on fire and put it in front of someones door and ring the bell.

    I kid you not.
    I've heard about this all my life. I'm trying to remember which celebrity was recently accused of mailing dog poop to somebody. I do know that the late, great tenor Mario Lanza was known for pooping on the front steps of people who'd ticked him off.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    My first thought was that the homeless are doing this. This is not a disparaging of homeless, but I used to work in an office where the homeless would come in and use the bathroom all the time. So we locked the door. One time it didn't work out too well.

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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneWanderer View Post
    Heck, if I don't pick up my dog's poop in the commons area they will DNA test that **** and fine me pronto!
    Tell me you're exaggerating. They won't really DNA test dog poop, will they? Now THAT'S decadent!
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    Re: EPA Employees Asked To Stop Pooping In Hallway

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    So, is this like the part right before God gets really pissed off?
    Hopefully potty pranks are low on his list. But yeah the violence, greed and lack of compassion being shown might come up on a radar.

    Had a friend that used to put dog poop in a paper bag to keep the neighbors cats out his yard. They don't like it.
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