A Canadian conservative is one who believes in limited government and that the government should stay out of our wallets and out of our bedrooms.
'What kind of sick and twisted toy factory is this?'
'We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile, and nothing can grow there. Too much, the best of us is washed away.'
"Better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool."
At that point you have to decide, do you stand on principle, or is it only about the money?
If, when defending your support for Donald Trump, and your response is,
"But but but... HILLARY!!!", then you lost the argument before you even began.