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    Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Georgia Man Shoots Himself In The Dick, Doesn't Notice

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    How in the hell could you shoot yourself in the dick, with an exit wound in the buttocks, and not freaking notice it? That is a pretty unbelievable story.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    How in the hell could you shoot yourself in the dick, with an exit wound in the buttocks, and not freaking notice it? That is a pretty unbelievable story.
    Nerve Damage?? I'm not sure, but this is quite interesting.... I do feel sorry for the man's Johnson... poor chap.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    How in the hell could you shoot yourself in the dick, with an exit wound in the buttocks, and not freaking notice it? That is a pretty unbelievable story.
    How do you shoot yourself anywhere and notice? It freakin' hurts, that's kind of the point!


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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by MasterLiberty View Post
    Nerve Damage?? I'm not sure, but this is quite interesting.... I do feel sorry for the man's Johnson... poor chap.
    The only nerve damage to that extent would likely be severe neuropathy from long years of diabetes, or from some type of paralytic disorder, in which case he wouldn't be walking around. Maybe it was just a surface abrasion of some type, but it's still hard to believe that he could have shot deep enough to have a buttock exit wound and not be in significant pain.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by MasterLiberty View Post
    Nerve Damage?? I'm not sure, but this is quite interesting.... I do feel sorry for the man's Johnson... poor chap.
    It was probably a bit more than chapped.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    talk about a premature "discharge"!



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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Didnt notice......

    I injured my dick once, so bady that it had to be stiched. Worst thing about it was that the stiches ripped open the next morning due to "morning wood" as a result of which I got pills preventing me from having an errection, the most terrible thing I was ever on.

    Anyway, the pain of having your dick even slightly ripped open is horrid, so horrid..... the pain..... you cant imagine. So I dont buy "didn`t notice".

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by The German View Post
    Didnt notice......

    I injured my dick once, so bady that it had to be stiched. Worst thing about it was that the stiches ripped open the next morning due to "morning wood" as a result of which I got pills preventing me from having an errection, the most terrible thing I was ever on.

    Anyway, the pain of having your dick even slightly ripped open is horrid, so horrid..... the pain..... you cant imagine. So I dont buy "didn`t notice".
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by The German View Post
    Didnt notice......

    I injured my dick once, so bady that it had to be stiched. Worst thing about it was that the stiches ripped open the next morning due to "morning wood" as a result of which I got pills preventing me from having an errection, the most terrible thing I was ever on.

    Anyway, the pain of having your dick even slightly ripped open is horrid, so horrid..... the pain..... you cant imagine. So I dont buy "didn`t notice".
    May I ask how?

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