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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by AJ 2448 View Post
    May I ask how?
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    Georgia Man Shoots Himself In The Dick, Doesn't Notice

    If only the little general were armed, he could have defended himself
    I hear he just changed his name to "Stubby". LOL.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    How in the hell could you shoot yourself in the dick, with an exit wound in the buttocks, and not freaking notice it? That is a pretty unbelievable story.
    I had a patient once who accidentally shot herself in the stomach, but didn't notice she was wounded, then went to the workplace of her boyfriend and tried to shoot him. I think in her case, she was psychotic and sensory input to her brain was altered due the psychosis. If you look at PET scans of psychotic people, sensory areas of the brain are often not functioning. Many will describe themselves as feeling 'dead like wood' or they will claim entire body parts are completely missing because they can't feel them.

    It was likely he was in a psychotic state.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    When I first moved back to Georgia that was what amused me most, the gun stores. I am still planning to paint the African American woman who is paid to stand with a rudimentary sign in front of a gun shop that merely says "Guns and Ammo", which she stands looking stoic while holding out to traffic.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by michijo View Post
    When I first moved back to Georgia that was what amused me most, the gun stores. I am still planning to paint the African American woman who is paid to stand with a rudimentary sign in front of a gun shop that merely says "Guns and Ammo", which she stands looking stoic while holding out to traffic.
    That should be "Beer, bait, and ammo". LOL.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by lizzie View Post
    How in the hell could you shoot yourself in the dick, with an exit wound in the buttocks, and not freaking notice it? That is a pretty unbelievable story.
    I'm kind of curious about where he was wearing his holster. Seems kind of weird to carry a 1911 anywhere near your crotch.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by Lutherf View Post
    I'm kind of curious about where he was wearing his holster. Seems kind of weird to carry a 1911 anywhere near your crotch.
    Maybe he wanted to have sex with his gun. There was definitely penetration here. LOL.
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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by The German View Post
    Didnt notice......

    I injured my dick once, so bady that it had to be stiched. Worst thing about it was that the stiches ripped open the next morning due to "morning wood" as a result of which I got pills preventing me from having an errection, the most terrible thing I was ever on.

    Anyway, the pain of having your dick even slightly ripped open is horrid, so horrid..... the pain..... you cant imagine. So I dont buy "didn`t notice".
    Yeah, the second most painful moment in my life was getting shot in the penis whilst paint balling. That was bad enough.

    Still if your brain cells are sufficiently poor that you go around putting a gun into your trouser belt then your nerve cells might be made of the same stuff.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    One good thing about a small dick is that he might have missed.

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    Re: Georgia Man Shoots Himself In (censored), Doesn't Notice

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    Georgia Man Shoots Himself In The Dick, Doesn't Notice

    If only the little general were armed, he could have defended himself
    how drunk was this guy? i didn't notice? this is an obvious John Stewart moment.
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