"Oh, myyyyyy!!!!!" the asshole said, "We have a young lady who needs change!! Can anyone help?? What do you need it for, Maggie??"
If I can tell THAT story, I can surely admit I peed my pants, Vasude.
And yes I have been asked for money to use a facility its somewhat common in California on the coast at gas stations. Annoying as hell.
Semper Fidelis, Semper Liber.
Stolen fair and square from the Capt. Courtesey himself.I spit at lots of people through my computer screen. Not only does it "teach them a lesson" but it keeps the screen clean and shiny.
"No religion is true, but some religion, any religion, is politically necessary. Law and morality are insufficient for the large majority of men. Obedience to the law and to the morals are insufficient for making men happy. […]Law and morality are therefore in need of being supplemented by divine rewards and punishments."
"To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by rights to hand down to them."~ Theodore Roosevelt (Message to Congress, Dec. 3, 1907)