"Groups with guitars are on the way out, Mr. Epstein"
Dick Rowe, A & R man
What you fail to realize is that not all felonies are violent. Just because someone got a felony charge for receiving imported seafood packed in plastic bags doesn't mean they would ever stab you. Paranoid much?
If you call in to your work sick when you're not really sick, that's a felony too. Your conduct can seen as a “scheme” to defraud the company of its “intangible right” to your “Honest Services.” There's a process in place for convicted felons to have their right to vote right to keep and bear arms restored, too. Convicted felons are already legally buying firearms and getting carry permits, and there isn't 'blood in the streets' as a result. So let's all just calm down on the whole 'armed felon' thing.
Last edited by Jerry; 04-21-14 at 05:51 AM.