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    OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Oops! Oklahoma pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard | The Raw Story

    There are people in the world who actually believe this ****.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Religious whackos are everywhere. I personally don't take anything any of them say to heart as I am not a practicing anything, but the Constitution protects people who have these beliefs, like this guy (did he confess to a crime here? I think he did!) or the radical Islamists who are convinced their malfeasants will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by tres borrachos View Post
    Religious whackos are everywhere. I personally don't take anything any of them say to heart as I am not a practicing anything, but the Constitution protects people who have these beliefs, like this guy (did he confess to a crime here? I think he did!) or the radical Islamists who are convinced their malfeasants will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.
    Unfortunately...Allah left out a little snippet.

    The virgins are male.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by tres borrachos View Post
    Religious whackos are everywhere. I personally don't take anything any of them say to heart as I am not a practicing anything, but the Constitution protects people who have these beliefs, like this guy (did he confess to a crime here? I think he did!) or the radical Islamists who are convinced their malfeasants will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife.
    The Constitution protects him, but it also protects those of us who think this guy's an idiot.


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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by rocket88 View Post
    The Constitution protects him, but it also protects those of us who think this guy's an idiot.
    I never said anything to the contrary. Do you think your right to call the guy an idiot is somehow being violated by anyone in particular?

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by tecoyah View Post
    Unfortunately...Allah left out a little snippet.

    The virgins are male.
    It would be poetic justice if this were true.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by Wiseone View Post
    Oops! Oklahoma pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard | The Raw Story

    There are people in the world who actually believe this ****.
    He is probably responsible for that missing plane too!

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Wonder if he's gathering 2 of every animal from that state too.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Quote Originally Posted by tecoyah View Post
    Unfortunately...Allah left out a little snippet.

    The virgins are male.
    Why do you assume that makes a difference to them?
    Only a fool measures equality by results and not opportunities.

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    Re: OK pastor says he accidentally flooded Texas by praying too hard

    Apparently this guy believing that God is all powerful is unable or unwilling to hold back on how much rain he makes fall, or maybe the pastor thinks he can control God through how much he prays.

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