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    Re: Study: Liberals drink more alcohol than conservatives

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    Have you ever tried fried Umbilical cord? Its kinda like french fries but instead of being made out of potatoes its made from fresh umbilical cords of live Birth babies Usually of Chinese descent because the Chinese people don't believe in using epidurals and various pain killers which could effect the babies nervous system and psychological development. They are a little bit chewy, sort of like eating squid. They never ever use umbilical cords from aborted babies because umbilical cords are to young and have almost zero flavor. The older umbilical cords are so flavorful. Its all that fat growth that helps to give it the flavor. There are also various recipes for placentas aka afterbirths. Placentas are very healthy for you due to high content of antioxidants vitamins and minerals as well as some anti aging blood thinning libido boosting teeth whitening enzymes found in the placenta lining. I tried the placenta milk shake with strawberries so it was actually an in between of milk shake and smoothie, and let me tell you it was a weird texture but had excellent flavor. I was blown away at how much Illegal drugs it had in it. It had some crack cocaine as well as some ecstasy. I think I got addicted because of all that crack. Now it is important to point out that The Placenta smoothie shop did not add crack to my beverage but, the placenta was from a crack baby so there is a mild risk of becoming addicted to various types of drugs via placenta smoothie intake. My health care professional has informed me that this is quite normal and not to be alarmed and that I may experience future symptoms such as mild headaches and uncontrollable bowel blowouts but that in a few days I would be good as new. I was concerned there may be a possibility to catch hepatitis and HIV, as well as various intestinal parasites and the doctor told me that was nonsense and prescribed me some Valium in 10 mg dose to help me calm down and stop hallucinating. So when you go to feed your rabbits you have to remember that sometimes they will bite you when you stick your hand in the cage and sometimes they will pee on you. Pee guards help but rabbits sure to like to give you a good drenching in some ammonia scented rabbit pee. The pills didn't actually help me to not hallucinate but they did calm me down enough to wean myself off the crack baby placenta smoothies. I did some research on placenta shakes and smoothies and it turns out NASA is going to jump on this gravy train due to the enormous financial rewards and also they hope to move forward with research and development of adding stem cells to the drinks to see if it can help cure any illnesses as well as some forms of cancer. Turns out NASA is paying $1750.00 for anyone willing to donate one week of their time to this study. You just drink three shakes a day. That is a guaranteed crack addiction for life. and enough money to buy enough drugs to last a few hours. What a deal!!! So i decided since i was drinking and eating Chinese umbilical cords and placentas I should get into acupuncture. It is however hard to find any literature on this subject so i have just been experimenting on myself and a few friends as well as a neighbors cat. I am still working on needle depth instead of precise placement. I think I am going to deep with the needles, but how do you know for sure? the needles are very long. I have also attempted research on heating the needles with a candle flame as well as electrifying the needles with lower voltage current. Neither method seems to be providing much results. Just as a side note did you know in the united states of America on average 4000 babies are aborted every single day?
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    Re: Study: Liberals drink more alcohol than conservatives

    A large percentage of people in Nevada are Mormons.
    And the border towns are loaded with Utah places every weekend .
    Quote Originally Posted by mak2 View Post
    People in Nevada drink more than Mormons. Wow.
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