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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    This sounds like an excellent reason not to get high.

    I am going to guess that this student probably won't do this again.
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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocketman View Post
    A 19-year-old student has cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while high on the party drug mephedrone, it was claimed yesterday.

    usconcealedcarry.netEmergency services rushed to a house in Haywards Heath, West Sussex and apparently found the man hanging from a bedroom window with blood pouring from wounds to his groin.

    Police confirmed they entered the house in the early hours of Sunday 29 December and found the 46-year-old mother, who had phoned 999. Both were rushed to hospital with what were described as life-threatening – and in the man’s case, self-inflicted – wounds.

    As of Monday, mother and son were both said to be in a stable condition at the Royal Sussex County and University College London hospitals respectively.

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    mephedrone is banned in nearly every western country.it was big in brittain years ago,and was equal to meth combined with mdma.currently it is heavily outlawed almost everywhere,since it became the number 2 drug in england for a while,only exceeded by weed and it beat out meth coke and ecstacy.

    besides being legally bought prior to banning,it was highly addictive and had very bad side affects.it was the rc drug of europe prior to spice and bath salts,but sadly the drugs that followed after its banning were much worse.
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    Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother wh...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gipper View Post
    Social Darwinism: Working as intended.
    If he had not cut it off, he would have been charged with carrying a concealed penis....

    That would have been hard to swallow.
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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by Gipper View Post
    Social Darwinism: Working as intended.
    No, this is the regular kind of Darwinism.
    He touched her over her bra and underpants, she says, and guided her hand to touch him over his underwear
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    We’ll say what? Something like “nothing happened” ... Yeah, we might say something like that.

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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    No, this is the regular kind of Darwinism.
    Yeah, you're right. My bad.

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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Lucky he only had a knife and not a gun.....
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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    This sounds like an excellent reason not to get high.

    I am going to guess that this student probably won't do this again.
    I should hope he's run out of penises to cut off.
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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by Manc Skipper;1062776839[B
    ]Lucky he only had a knife and not a gun....
    [/B].



    Correct.

    If he had tried to shoot his penis off he might have shot himself in the foot.

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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    Quote Originally Posted by shrubnose View Post
    Correct.

    If he had tried to shoot his penis off he might have shot himself in the foot.
    .......and his mother would be less likely to survive.
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    Re: Student home from university ‘cut off his own penis and stabbed his mother while

    The only time I ever tried a mind altering substance, I ate some mushrooms and tried to dig up my friends backyard because I was certain there was buried treasure.
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